订阅以下载
POLNAREFF GOES TO JAPAN

POLNAREFF, CITIZEN OF FRANCE, LOTS OF MONEY LOTS OF TIME ON HIS HANDS. SO HE DECIDES TO GO TO JAPAN. BECAUSE HE WATCHED LOTS OF JAPANESE MOVIES LIKE HARAKIRI. HE WANTED TO BECOME A SAMURAI SO HE WENT TO THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN.
HE TRAVEL BY PLANE.

BUT.

OROCHI SHOWS UP.
HE HAS TO SAVE THE PEOPLE IN THE PLANE. AND KILL OROCHI.
POLNAREFF JUMPS OFF THE PLANE.
SHIRUVA CHARIOTTO!!! AND SLICES THE SERPENT'S HEADS. LONG BATTLE. BUT POLNAREFF WIN. HE SAVE THE POEPLE IN THE PLAIN.
BUT NOW HE CANT GO TO JAPAN. HE IN THE SEA. ALONE.

BUT RANDOM JAPANESE PEOLE ON A SHIP COME.
AND RESCUE HIM.

BUT.

THEY DONT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH.
OH SH1T!
POLNAREFF TRY TO SPEAK IN JAPANESE AND SAY:
KONICHIWA WATASHI WA PORUNAREFU AND WATASHI WANT TO GO TO NIHON.
THE JAPANESE MEN BARELY UNDERSTOOD HIM.
BUT TAKE HIM TO JAPAN.

NOW POLNAREFF IN JAPAN.
HE IS GREETED BY THE WHOLE OF JAPAN. EVERYONE KNOWS HIM.
HE KILLED OROCHI.
ETERNAL FAME.
SO POLNAREFF GOES TO TOKYO.
AND MEETS SATO NOZOMI.
THE PRETTIEST JAPANESE GIRL.
GOES TO BIG RESTOURANTS.
EATS 5-STAR SUSHI.
MEETS HIDEO KOJIMA.
AND YOKO TARO.

BUT.

...


SAMURAI SPIRIT POSSESSES HIM.
OH SHIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIT!
POLNAREFF WAS POSSESSED BY...
MIYAMOTO MUSASHI.
HE SUMMONS AN ARMY OF ALL THE PEOPLE HE HAS KILLED IN HIS LIFE.
ZOMBIE ARMY.
HIS ARMY GREW BIGGER AS HE KILLED MORE PEOPLE.
ZOMBIE SAMURAI HIDEO KOJIMA.
ZOMBIE SAMURAI HANZO FROM OVERWATCH.
ZOMBIE SENMURA MASARU (MURAMASA)
ZOMBIE JETSTREAM SAM.
ZOMBEI SAMURAI MARIN KITAGAWA.
DESTROYS JAPAN.
EVEN M-DA S-TAROU DIES.
OH SHI T!

BUT.

JOOT SHOWS UP.
STAAA FINGAA!
ORAORAORAORAORAORA! ORA! ORAAAA!!!
AND KILLS ALL OF THE ZOMBIES.

BUT.

JOOT SAW POLNAREFF.
POLNAREFF FIGHT JOOT AGAIN.
WITH TWO SWORDS.
AGAIN.
BUT POLNAREFF LOSE.
OH SHI T.
MIYAMOTO MUSASHI'S SPIRIT LEFT POLNAREFF'S BODY.
PLAGUED BY ETERNAL GUILT, POLNAREFF DECIDED TO END HIS LIFE.
HE WAS GONNA HANG HIMSELF.
BUT.
HE WAS IN JAPAN.
SO HE HAD TO GO OUT IN A JAPANESE WAY...

SEPPUKU.

HELL BECKONS POLNAREFF.

ETERNAL SUFFERING AWAITS HIM THERE.

POLNAREFF COMMITS SEPPUKU.
THE END.