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BOBBY

tobi "bobby" morelli italian pro guitarist of band archsiprie from cananda. he invent gravity picking. he wrote that one riff in join us beyond. he shows you how to play it on youtube. and the solo. he als o wrote the solo from fathom infinite depth. before the bass solo. bobby.

tobi bobby morelli one day wake up and see he has no socks. he is now bald as well, and so he started levitating.
he then went to the supermarket to buy new strings for his kiesel vader. he bought them and when he returned home, there were people knocking hard on the door. he then heard explosions and laughter. and mega loud footsteps.
he then got seen by junkrat. he shot balls at tobi, but he levitated on top of his house, where he couldnt hit him.
then roadhog smashed the window and started climbing to the top of his house, but he fell because he is a fat4ss.
then roadhog used his breather and shot his hook at tobi, trying to catch him, but tobi, with the power of his made a some kind of barrier that deflected roadhog's hook. they decided to bomb the house. but tobi was frightened.

he got a panic attack and started screaming (he has no mouth) and talking about the upcoming melody of the new album.
he said WHAT IS THAT MELODY (In canadian) and levitated even higher, while everything around him got thrown at zero gravity then shot up 20 metres in the air and then hit the floor.
junkrat died and roadhog got his legs broken, and couldnt move his obese body at all.

tobi then passed out from stress.
when he woke up, he went to the remains of his first floor of house, and saw a mirror
he saw himself.
and saw himself became 2 metres tall and got older. much older.

he was scared.

he picked his guitar to calm down
but instead of making a coherent melody he started playing random gibberish.

then out of nowhere he made one melody
very creepy one

and thats the only thing he can play right
the only thing he hears

he played it again and again
again
and again

so much times
that he gravity picked it.

THE END