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Deep Rock Galactic Fit!
由 Turtlegatsby the Jorticles 和其他 4 人合作完成
Recommended exercises for Deep Rock Galactic employees. Deep Rock Galactic is not responsible for injuries sustained during said exercises.
Inspired by Warframe fit.
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The Anti-Troll Clause (ATC) 
Deep Rock Galactic does not approve of wasted or stolen beer! 
Mission control scolded you for kicking a barrel into the launch bay or the drop pod? 5 push-ups + 5 sit ups 
Someone made a reference? 2 push-ups per reference 
Last to load in? 10 climbers 
Failed to slap the dice? 10 Jumping jacks 
Dwarven speed runner! 1 squat per 2 minutes spent in mission. 
Failed to kill as many bugs as your fellow miners? 20 punches 
Didn't mine the most minerals? 10 sit-ups 
"Help! I've fallen, and I can't get up!" 15 second plank per down 
Accidental death? 10 push-ups 
Downed a fellow employee? 5 of every workout. 
Did you kill Steeve? 30 second plank. 
Huuli Hoarder got away? 10 push-ups + 10 sit ups 
Got abducted by the dreaded Mactera Grabber? 30 second knee-highs 
Grabbed by the cave leech? 10 jumping jack + neck rolls 
Messed up a pipeline? You should feel ashamed. 
Completed a mission? 5 push-ups 
Mission failed? 20 push-ups and double the other exercises that apply to the mission you failed. 
Completed an assignment? Take a breather! 
(Solo only) Bosco Mined something for you? Run in place for 10 seconds per deposit Bosco mines. 
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The Anti-Troll Clause (ATC)
Should someone in your mining group not be participating in the fitness program, all others are exempt from any punishments that deal with them. If they kill or mine more effectively than the team, their stats are to be ignored. If they kick a barrel, it is to be ignored. If you wish to troll, you must participate. (The only exception is loading in, you must still beat said person in loading)
Deep Rock Galactic does not approve of wasted or stolen beer!
If you steal another employee's beer, or waste your own, you are subject to the same punishments as failing a mission. We are Dwarves, not pointy-eared leaf lovers.
Mission control scolded you for kicking a barrel into the launch bay or the drop pod? 5 push-ups + 5 sit ups
Mission Control has repeatedly warned against kicking barrels into the launch bay and the drop pod. Now you suffer the consequences.
Someone made a reference? 2 push-ups per reference
I can't believe it, the scout was funny! Now take time to do 2 push-ups per reference because it's a waste of Company time.
Last to load in? 10 climbers
You are holding the team back by being as slow as a loot bug. Do 10 climbers and get faster.
Failed to slap the dice? 10 Jumping jacks
While Deep Rock Galactic does not encourage superstitious behaviour, it doesn't hurt to to be careful. Slap those dice.
Dwarven speed runner! 1 squat per 2 minutes spent in mission.
Time is money, dwarf! For every 2 minutes you are on the mission, add a squat.
Failed to kill as many bugs as your fellow miners? 20 punches
You were found lacking compared to your fellow employees. Punch the air 20 times to express your frustration for failing to overachieve.
Didn't mine the most minerals? 10 sit-ups
A little slow to the deposit, I see? Give the company 10 sit-ups, and try harder next time.
"Help! I've fallen, and I can't get up!" 15 second plank per down
What are you doing on the ground? Any time spent dying is time the company loses. Plank 15 seconds per down and get stronger so you don't fall again.
Accidental death? 10 push-ups
Accidents happen...but we can fix them. Do 10 push ups to fix those "accidents".
Downed a fellow employee? 5 of every workout.
You need friends in this line of work. If you go hurting and/or killing your fellow employees, you will cost the company time and money. Do 5 of every workout to teach yourself not to kill teammates.
Did you kill Steeve? 30 second plank.
While Steeve is not a company employee, he helps us keep our profit margins high. We will treat his murder as vandalizing company property.
Huuli Hoarder got away? 10 push-ups + 10 sit ups
You let the silly bug run away with all those precious minerals? You owe the company blood, sweat, and tears equivalent to our lost profits.
Got abducted by the dreaded Mactera Grabber? 30 second knee-highs
You should have kept those ears open for their whines. Do knee-highs, and try to run faster next time.
Grabbed by the cave leech? 10 jumping jack + neck rolls
Keep your head on a swivel, miner! Do jumping jacks and neck rolls to keep yourself alert!
Messed up a pipeline? You should feel ashamed.
You're terrible at laying pipe, and now everyone knows it.
Completed a mission? 5 push-ups
Nice going employee, you finished the mission! There's plenty more where that came from though, so keep yourself ready with 5 push-ups.
Mission failed? 20 push-ups and double the other exercises that apply to the mission you failed.
You have failed the company, miner. You must have forgotten to do your other exercises. Let's fix that. Drop down and give Deep Rock Galactic 20 push-ups. Oh, and double your other punishme- I mean rewards. DO NOT DO THE WHOLE LIST. Unless you're a masochist.
Completed an assignment? Take a breather!
Congratulations! You have finished an assignment! For putting in overtime, Deep Rock Galactic will allow you to sit out of one exercise of your choosing.
(Solo only) Bosco Mined something for you? Run in place for 10 seconds per deposit Bosco mines.
It appears you are enjoying Bosco's help. Well Miner, we can't let you get flabby due to your lazy behaviour. Enjoy running in place.
TL;DR
Hi! I'm not from management; I'm just an intern. I'm leaving this here so I can have a quick list of all the exercises they want us to do.
  • Trolling: If a troll would cause you to do an exercise, do not do the exercise.
  • Stealing a beer or not getting one: same as failing a mission
  • Kicking barrels into launch bay or pod: 5 push-ups, 5 sit ups
  • Someone made a reference: 2 push-ups per reference
  • Last to load in: 10 climbers
  • Didn't slap the dice: 10 jumping jacks
  • Time elapsed: 1 squat per 2 minutes spent in mission (round down)
  • Killed the least number of bugs: 20 punches
  • Mined the least amount of materials: 10 sit ups
  • Getting downed: 15 second plank
  • Accidentally downing yourself: 10 push-ups
  • Downing another employee: 5 of each workout
  • Killing Steeve: 30 second plank
  • Hoarder got away: 10 push-ups, 10 sit ups
  • Abducted by Mactera Grabber: 30 second knee-highs
  • Grabbed by cave leech: 10 jumping jacks & neck rolls
  • Messing up a pipeline: Eternal shame
  • Mission completed: 5 push-ups
  • Mission failed: 20 push-ups, double other exercises you would have to do
  • Assignment completed: sit out of an exercise of your choosing
  • SOLO ONLY - Bosco mining something for you: run in place for 10 seconds per deposit mined
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Swuperstar 2024 年 7 月 24 日 上午 2:44 
made me fat
Pariah 2022 年 2 月 17 日 下午 1:07 
Watching this grow has been fun.
Kalmaro 2022 年 2 月 11 日 下午 5:24 
Poggers
Tearyaki 2022 年 2 月 8 日 下午 1:47 
I'll be buff as hell at the end of the month. So thank you
:goldvein:
SovietThighsSaveLives 2022 年 2 月 6 日 下午 5:40 
beautiful
KARL 2022 年 2 月 3 日 下午 2:31 
this is actually pretty cash, king. :praisesun:
Rawdy  [作者] 2022 年 2 月 2 日 下午 6:43 
Man, this is a fine looking guide right here. I wonder what cool, handsome, and groovy guy could've added so much red sugar to it? :sans:
SirStitchAlot 2022 年 2 月 2 日 上午 8:09 
This looks fun I might try it
Turtlegatsby the Jorticles  [作者] 2022 年 2 月 1 日 下午 12:54 
I have been meaning to add more to the guide, I will try to add solo stuff. As for if everything is happening look to "Failed mission?" as you will do 20 push ups and double any other "rewards" you received during the mission. If you feel as though you missed counted do 20 and just double all punishments whether you received them or not.
Swaghetti&Memeballs 2022 年 2 月 1 日 下午 12:49 
Instructions unclear, all of the above happened at the same time so i am now doing 100 of each.
Send help.