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Gizmo's "Dog-Tape"(tm) Fixture holes filler 4.27

Has this ever happen to you?

*Bad actor acting dumb, but only looking dumb because of the bad forced acting, being filmed in black and white*
"Oh noes! I has all them HOLES around mah fixtures! Thas gon'do no good!"

Well this product is RIGHT FOR YOU!!

Dog-Tape(tm) is a patch system carefully designed to cover holes, jagged edges and unwanted gap in your car body!
Just apply the correct shape of Dog-Tape(tm) patch to the affected area and... * sparkles sound, star shaped effect goes across the screen, video goes from black and white to colored * Voila! the car's brand new look is now restored!

Dog-Tape (tm) uses simple SPACE-AGE flat conforming shapes TECHNOLOGY to blend with the car body and leave a PROFESSIONNAL, SHINY FINISH! (Insert even more flashy compliments and infomercials trigger words here)

"WOW! Thanks Dog-Tape(tm)!"

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FINALLY * sound of microphone dropped*

*distant voice* I'm leaving now...

*cheap music continues*