what the hell you use mac? what the hell is wrong with you no wonder you got sausage fingers

I'm an Emacs user that doesn't use Evil mode (90% or so of my movement commands, marking object commands, and so on and so forth are default)... try pressing C-M-@ in a normal typing hand position...

i bet your fingers look like pig sausages

bro who the hell uses a config.cfg file which contains a "bind use weapon_knife" command, binding to the space" key (ASCII value 0x20)? Ur fingers must be so small u can't even press the 3 key (there's a correlation between penis size and hand size btw)