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how to win in pvp
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step 1 (mental state)
first we have to make sure you are in the correct mindset to pubstomp. Always remember the wise words of ricky bobby's father: "If you ain't first, you last"
step 2 (loadout)
In order to pubstomp, you must make the climb to the highest peak of meta mountain and return to sea level with only the best of the best weapons, all just to plunge yourself deep into the firey pit of hell where the devil will see you as his equal. This is all to say use whatever is the most broken at the time. Some examples for each class:

Hunter
-ace of spades memento mori with gunslinger radiant dodge
-any invisibility whatsoever

Warlock
-vex mythoclast with rain of fire top tree dawn
-stag rift arc soul stormcaller no time to explain

Titan
-literally just use lorelys lmao that ♥♥♥♥ essentially plays the game for you
step 3 (where to queue)
Now that youve got your head and weapons set, youre probably wondering where you should begin your grand dynasty to usurp shaxx as the new crucible handler. Generally the priority goes like this:

1. Trials
Sweats flock to trials like horny flies to other horny flies. Its a cesspool that is so abandoned and decrepit it makes Kyiv look like Dubai by comparison. Normal people avoid it at all costs, but you arent normal. So! roll in your adept weapon god rolls that human beings with lives can only dream of having, and promptly go to your psychiatrist and ask them to increase the dosage of your sertraline perscription.

2. Iron Banner
The other crucible mode with exclusive loot, iron banner has had quite the facelift in recent times. Gone are the days of power enabled banner, so remember to break out the cream of the crop sunset pinnacles and god rolls, and may the LORD have mercy upon the poor souls facing against your six-stack. Btw you are going to be in a six stack. I know you have social anxiety, but lfg-ing isnt that hard.

3. Control
When no good loot is to be found, pubstomping is the way to go. The SBMM change dampened its effectiveness, but six stacking in control is a perfect way to ruin some eleven year-old's day and make someone want to wipe for damage IRL. The more chaos and entropy you bring into the world, the sooner the heat death of the universe, when humanity can let out a collective sigh and quote Nietzsche and all freeze to death. You are contributing to a great cause.
step 4 (the dynasty)
Once you have chosen your playlist to pollute, enter the queue, and begin doing God's work. You are doing us all proud.
27 条留言
scout_beingshotinvincible33.wav 2023 年 1 月 22 日 下午 12:01 
anialate lmao
☭Kushizzle☭ 2022 年 10 月 16 日 下午 10:48 
fatebringer go brrt
Δ-k180 2022 年 10 月 8 日 上午 11:09 
im a GOD
Δ-k180 2022 年 10 月 8 日 上午 11:09 
i anialate everything without it an i am immortal
LotosKekW 2022 年 9 月 24 日 上午 6:37 
didnt work im still ass
Burningsun 2022 年 9 月 11 日 下午 9:11 
steps unclear got beaten by aimbot
KNowzgear zz 2022 年 9 月 11 日 下午 12:34 
funny review! but you forgot the glave.
yellow 2022 年 9 月 11 日 上午 10:43 
Fantastic guide! 10/10. Now I win every game I play! Unfortunately my room is now coated with at least three inches of sweat every time, so I've had to move to the basement, but that's a small price to pay.
midnight 2022 年 9 月 10 日 下午 2:11 
lol
GhostManPRO 2022 年 9 月 8 日 下午 2:53 
When you were talking about the "mental state" I was thinking to myself "this guys totally right, you gotta have a calm and collected mental state and not tilt or your never gonna stomp" but then you completely ruined it xD