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How to Consume a Pineapple

由 General Orc 制作

Over the course of millenia, many have tried to consume a pineapple. Many have failed, but the few that have succeeded have earned the titles "Pineapple Consumer" and "Destroyer of Watermelons". I am one who have succeeded in this task, and shall bestow my wisdom unto you so that you may just be a pineapple consumer as well.

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2021 年 8 月 31 日上午 9:04

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Preparation

Step 2

The Eat

The floor

Remember

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Preparation

A common mistake people make is that they try to eat the shell of the pineapple, don't do that.

Step 2

Taking the piece of pineapple, insert it into your month. DO NOT insert yourself into a toaster (another common mistake people make).

The Eat

Chew on the piece of pineapple before swallowing, I've seen too many people die from their feet turning into black holes because they did not chew on their food (Feet implosion can also occur if you chew with your mouth open, I almost died to that myself on my first pineapple consuming ritual).

Remember, pineapples are good for your health. But dying is typically not good for your health. Do not tarnish the pineapple name by dying to it please.

The floor

Pineapples on floors can be dangerous, make sure you perform a dab before attempting to consume them.

You should also be aware that celings are just upside down floors (and walls 90 turned floors, every part of a room can be a floor. So unless your an expert, I would recommend dabbing for every pineapple you encounter even if it does not look like a floor. I've seen many tricksters place pineapples in places that looked like not floors and people died because they tried to eat them and it was actually on a floor. I am tired of seeing this so please exercise caution when eating any pineapple, whether it be on a floor or not. For the evil tricksters like Swiper will try and destroy youy)

Remember

Pineapples are tasty, not evil (sometimes). This is just common sense. This guide is not meant to scare you, only enlighten you so you can eat all of the pineapples in the world and maybe, just maybe you can use them as a chair if you become experienced enough. Eating pineapples is healthy for you and helps you play siege better so eat them please please please (but do it right)

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Midnight Ace 2024 年 1 月 30 日下午 12:41

You missed a part... How to clean up the shell of the pineapple?

General Orc [作者] 2021 年 9 月 10 日上午 3:33

Meyiuko, the correct phrase to say is that sadly there are no pineapples in r6 YET.

brunomoseri 2021 年 9 月 10 日上午 2:57

sadly there are no pineapples in r6

General Orc [作者] 2021 年 9 月 8 日下午 4:41

You see BoobaBoobles, pineapple on pizza is a very controversal topic but it can be generally separated into two distinct groups of advocates. The Tradionalists (including the pizza council of elders and most pizza-related religions) who believe in the purity of pizza and forbid exotic toppings such as pineapples. Then there are a group of people called the Pineapplians, who encourage exotic topics such as pineapple on pizza and, in one extreme case, honey on pizza. Now where do I stand with this, I can't tell you, I'm only here to teach you how to eat pineapples, not give you advice on your topping choices for an unrelated food. The true choice is up to you, BobbaBoobles. Do you throw away the past and put pineapple on pizza? Or do you embrace it like never before, and stop the pineapple on pizza craze once and for all?

General Orc [作者] 2021 年 9 月 8 日下午 4:41

Narednik Lobanja, I concur with your statement. Pineapples are indeed a double-edged sword; however, when consumed properly, both ends point towards the enemy.