Scenario:
>Wait 30 minutes for a player to connect into your server
>Turns out, that player has a couple of friends that are joining...
>Server quickly becomes full, finally have a fun match of S E C T O R ' S E D G E
>Thanks to your 102301230 hours in aimlabs, grandmaster rank in voltaic kovaaks, and sigma male genetics...
>You end the game with 30KDR, and stomped everyone singlehandedly...
>Everyone else in the lobby calls you a sweat and leave- leaving you alone by yourself and having to cope with the depression of being alone again
>You go back to kovaaks and aimlabs because at least there's something to do

Friends- I know this scenario all to well. Surely, the vast majority of the Sector's Edge playerbase (3+ people) of us have experienced something akin to the scenario above.
Fret not, for there is an IN GAME solution that solves all of the sweaty gamer issues.

Yes, the ship. The ship in-game is the solution to solving all your gaming sweat issues.
I believe that every Sector's Edge expert with 5+ hours of experience worth their mettle would have noticed a certain something inside the ship. For everyone who has less hours than this, it is only expected that you haven't explored the second floor of the ship.

On the second floor of the ship there exists a bedroom and a TV. But what is important exists BEYOND that.

The bathroom. And what's inside the bathroom?
behold,

THE SHOWER

Using your index finger, (or any finger, really) press F (Melee button) to let your ingame character use his knife, activate those chad triceps, deltoids, and trapezius muscles, baby. Pivot that arm and smash that button with the power of a trillion suns.

Now here's the boring part (sadly). You have to wait a couple seconds (1-2 seconds) before the water starts pouring down from the heavens. For all those gamers with 0.217ms reaction time (tested on Human Benchmark and 30 other sites, and averaged) such as I, this may seem like an eternity for our sigma chad male full gamer optimized synapses, however be patient. You have to be patient.

Afterwards, water will come from the ceiling.
Here's a tutorial to help all of you skrubs. It only took me 2 weeks to learn how to do this, following this website on w i k i h o w :
How to shower[www.wikihow.life]



Optimally, you would want to perform this hallowed ritual once every 2 games.


This removes all gamer-sweat and therefore anyone who calls you a tryhard sweat is no longer your problem, but it's a THEM PROBLEM

thanks everyone who read this guide.
I hope you find it useful.

Created by: Bello
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