introducing Bonk! Atomic Punch!
Bonk! Atomic Punch is a brand new, original energy drink. It uses radioactivity, sugar and water to make you run fast and temporarily invincible! Side effects may include: nausea, diarrhea and sometimes death. Enjoy! :D

Hey kids! Have you ever wanted to run fast like your hero Scout? Have you ever wanted to have lethal amounts of radioactive waste in your breakfast? Have you ever wanted to steal medkits from your friends? Well then you'll want to have Bonk! Frosted Oats as part of a balanced breakfast! Side effects may include stomach failure, diarrhea, tiredness, and in rare cases, death. Enjoy! :D

After 9,000 kids were hospitalized for consuming Bonk! products, we were forced to take all our products off the shelves. This includes: Bonk! Atomic Punch, Crit-A-Cola, Bonk! Sugar Frenzy, and of course Bonk! Frosted Oats. Each of the parents and kids who suffered through this have been compensated with 9,000,000$ almost making us go bankrupt. Enjoy.