Hi gang!

I've been playing with the Los Santos Tuners DLC for a while now and although I'm having a good time in general I can't help getting constantly annoyed with the new clown duo. Which got me thinking, how could we make their lives as difficult as possible?

Now, this is a bit stupid (and short) but I still hope you guys can enjoy and share a good laugh.

Oh her precious car.... yeah, these clowns are so bad-ass that they managed to get their car confiscated by the cops, and then they don't even know how to get it back!

The yellow car is a mandatory car because if you didn't buy any of the new "Tuners DLC cars" then this will be the only one which you can use during a contract finale (though I found a way around this limitation; see my Tuners DLC review).

Well, select the car, drive off and then blow it up. You won't get any whiny comments but surely this will tick them off somehow?

This only works in the "ECU contract" where you need to rob the Merryweather train.

After you've collected all the ECU's you're directed to a rendevous point where you'll meet Korky DJ who is waiting in / near his car. SO... if you made sure to keep some bombs around then you can get the satisfaction of blowing it up:



Of course you'll fail the mission but at least you got some justice in; I'm sure you've made one Moodyman very moody. That'll teach him to disrespect us!

Someone seems unhappy :-)

Once you've completed one of the new contract missions then your auto shop will be fully operational, and customers can bring in their cars for servicing. As soon as a customer drops of their car then sexsanta will tell you about it. And once the car has been delivered she'll also keep taps on how satisfied the customer was.

Well... seems she's also getting a cut herself. So... time to cut her off ;)


But sir, this is the latest look: no doors, no hood and pre-dented!

If you deliver a car you'll see how much you're getting paid in the lower right corner. So... time to completely trash it until it says $0.

The fun part is that you're still getting some payment for the car, but you won't be making much money. And as you can see this really upsets sexsanta, just the way we like it!

Aww, it seems sexsanta doesn't want to talk to me anymore... good!

Now, before I continue I do want to say that I feel sorry for Little-D who's going to be witnissing all of this.

In the contract where you raid Bollingbroke sexsanta's cousin Little-D will get himself locked up in order to identify all the snitches which you need to take out. Once you killed all the snitches you have to free Little-D by stopping the prison bus in which he's getting transported.

After you got him out and lost the cops you then need to drop him off where everyone else is waiting in a garage.

So... right before you get into the yellow corona it's time to throw some grenades or pipe bombs their way.

As mentioned this is fully unconfirmed because when I tried this my whole game crashed, and after I restarted it turned out that I succesfully completed the contract. I'm going to try this a second time soon enough, but still wanted to publish my guide before that.

So yeah, a very short and silly guide this time, but I still hope you had fun reading this. You won't be making much money this way (but then again, nothing 2 - 3 exotic exports + a trip to Cayo Perico can't fix) but I do think it's very satisfying to know that you'll be pissing off these two NPC clowns really good.

If you know of any tricks yourself then please share 'm below!

And thanks for reading!