Tired of kids screaming at you to touch grass while playing your other favorite games? want to get back to the humble split gate community but you just DONT have the time to wait for the servers to go back up? well this guide will be an all in one guide on how to pass time! sit down grab a glass of water or milk or whatever you like to drink ( no judging here ) and read about the hundreds of ways to pass the time!

PS: [Use referal code: DRVEDT once you get in ;) ]

Touching Grass

Now, some people might think, Why the hell do i want to go outside during the war zone called 2021?

Answer: you don't want to go outside.

Instead we have a STEP by STEP guide on how to beat the system,

Step 1: Download fortnite

Step 2: go into a server and start talking smack

Step 3: get insulted by a kid spit out the womb playing fortnite.

Step 4: wait for him to say "Touch Grass"

Step 5: go to your nearest grass and grab a handful of it! this is the hard step as many people suffer from a disorder called: Laziness.

Step 6: put grass on a plate

Step 7: go back to that fortnite kid and show him proof of your plate of grass

Step 8: touch grass on the plate.

Enjoy this step by step guide by THE MUSIC MAN! always here to help!

Raise a family, the servers take about 27 years to boot up. assuming that your the average age of 30 you need to get your butt out there and start talking to the ladies! time passes and you get one of their numbers. you do the cha-cha slide and whoops! you have twins! raise them over the years and watch them grow over time. make family memories. in a few years you may have even forgotten about the original task at hand! eventually you'll remember and rush back to your computer. you hit refresh. its says connecting to servers.. is this it? the moment you've waited for? short answer:

No, no is isn't. its an error message with the text:

"Thank's for playing our game, We hope you enjoyed the 14 years of memories we shared together! - 1047 games"

This is the most TEDIOUS of all the activities we have, if you skipped to the end to find the most efficient method then your in the right spot.

This will be set in a step by step guide similar to Activity 1

Step 1: Get bored of waiting

Step 2: Make time machine

Step 3: make sure time machine work ( if no then repeat step 2 until it work )

Step 4: go in the future preferably past Tuesday.

Step 5: Oops you accidentally Broke your time machine and your back at the beginning!

Step 1: Get bored of waiting

Step 2: Make time machine

Step 3: make sure time machine work ( if no then repeat step 2 until it work )

Step 4: go in the future preferably past Tuesday.

Step 5: Oops you accidentally Broke your time machine and your back at the beginning!

Step 1: Get bored of waiting

Step 2: Make time machine

Step 3: make sure time machine work ( if no then repeat step 2 until it work )

Step 4: go in the future preferably past Tuesday.

Step 5: Oops you accidentally Broke your time machine and your back at the beginning!

Step 1: Get bored of waiting

Step 2: Make time machine

Step 3: make sure time machine work ( if no then repeat step 2 until it work )

Step 4: go in the future preferably past Tuesday.

Step 5: Oops you accidentally Broke your time machine and your back at the beginning!

Step 1: Get bored of waiting

Step 2: Make time machine

Step 3: make sure time machine work ( if no then repeat step 2 until it work )

Step 4: go in the future preferably past Tuesday.

Step 5: Oops you accidentally Broke your time machine and your back at the beginning!

Step 1: Get bored of waiting

Step 2: Make time machine

Step 3: make sure time machine work ( if no then repeat step 2 until it work )

Step 4: go in the future preferably past Tuesday.

Step 5: Oops you accidentally Broke your time machine and your back at the beginning!

Step 1: Get bored of waiting

Step 2: Make time machine

Step 3: make sure time machine work ( if no then repeat step 2 until it work )

Step 4: go in the future preferably past Tuesday.

Step 5: Oops you accidentally Broke your time machine and your back at the beginning!

Step 1: Get bored of waiting

Step 2: Make time machine

Step 3: make sure time machine work ( if no then repeat step 2 until it work )

Step 4: go in the future preferably past Tuesday.

Step 5: Oops you accidentally Broke your time machine and your back at the beginning!

Step 1: Get bored of waiting

Step 2: Make time machine

Step 3: make sure time machine work ( if no then repeat step 2 until it work )

Step 4: go in the future preferably past Tuesday.

Step 5: Oops you accidentally Broke your time machine and your back at the beginning!

Step 1: Get bored of waiting

Step 2: Make time machine

Step 3: make sure time machine work ( if no then repeat step 2 until it work )

Step 4: go in the future preferably past Tuesday.

Step 5: Oops you accidentally Broke your time machine and your back at the beginning!

Step 1: Get bored of waiting

Step 2: Make time machine

Step 3: make sure time machine work ( if no then repeat step 2 until it work )

Step 4: go in the future preferably past Tuesday.

Step 5: Oops you accidentally Broke your time machine and your back at the beginning!

Step 1: Get bored of waiting

Step 2: Make time machine

Step 3: make sure time machine work ( if no then repeat step 2 until it work )

Step 4: go in the future preferably past Tuesday.

Step 5: Oops you accidentally Broke your time machine and your back at the beginning!

Step 1: Get bored of waiting

Step 2: Make time machine

Step 3: make sure time machine work ( if no then repeat step 2 until it work )

Step 4: go in the future preferably past Tuesday.

Step 5: Oops you accidentally Broke your time machine and your back at the beginning!

Step 1: Get bored of waiting

Step 2: Make time machine

Step 3: make sure time machine work ( if no then repeat step 2 until it work )

Step 4: go in the future preferably past Tuesday.

Step 5: Oops you accidentally Broke your time machine and your back at the beginning!

Step 1: Get bored of waiting

Step 2: Make time machine

Step 3: make sure time machine work ( if no then repeat step 2 until it work )

Step 4: go in the future preferably past Tuesday.

Step 5: Oops you accidentally Broke your time machine and your back at the beginning!

Step 1: Get bored of waiting

Step 2: Make time machine

Step 3: make sure time machine work ( if no then repeat step 2 until it work )

Step 4: go in the future preferably past Tuesday.

Step 5: Oops you accidentally Broke your time machine and your back at the beginning!

Step: 6 resolve the issue somehow get out of the time loop you've caused and get to Wednesday and play split gate ( This fix may take ∞ years so you might have to wait a while)

Enjoy gaming!!

So now maybe the servers are up or the game is dead and you get to enjoy the fun game that you yearn for! also in activity 1 we forgot to mention that you need to delete fortnite after completing the activity. very crucial step! OK bye!!