Coach is one of the four playable Survivors in Left 4 Dead 2. He was a high-school health teacher and coordinator for the freshman football team before the Infection hit his hometown of Savannah. He is the oldest of the group and takes it upon himself to motivate his fellow Survivors.



Cheeseburger Molotov

Age: 69
Hometown: Savannah, GA
Cheeseburger Molotov has a big heart problem and a very unhealthy appetite, and a wicked throw with a molotov. After an ass injury ended his career as a defensive lineman in kindergarten, Cheeseburger Molotov salvaged his Physical Education degree (barely) and landed a job teaching cheeseburger at the local high school in his hometown of Savannah.
His job creating cheeseburgers and molotovs worked out for the apocalypse, as he later found out by mixing all the cheeseburger ingredients and alcohol + fire, he could make a real cheeseburger molotov. He made this his real name at the local town hall. Before the apocalypse, he was visited by Jerry Seinfeld in the Whatsapp drip car. He was told he would be an amazing survivor and a even better cheeseburger salesman. After becoming a multi-billionare on cheeseburger sales, he fell into a deep depression for no reason. He decided to leave Savannah for a new life in France, but he was stopped by the apocalypse. He followed the 4 survivors out of Savannah and into New Orleans, but from there he was left behind by the helicopter. He built a boat out of the many cheeseburger wrappers laying around and got to the Metro International Airport in Pennsylvania where he currently lives to this day.