Anyone who's ever played through Titanfall 2 has inevitably wished (publicly or in private) to be able to play as George Lopez. Whether it be because they're sick and tired of the soy-boy protagonist Jack Cooper (more like Jack Loser lol) or they just want to spice up the dialogue with some of George Lopez's classic comedic quips, he's definitely a popular choice for the main character of Titanfall 2.



In this guide, I'd like to walk you through the history of good ol' George and how you (yes, you!) can play as him during the campaign of Titanfall 2. (Unfortunately, he is not available for multiplayer deployment due to the obvious balancing issues that would follow.)

George Edward Lopez was born in Mission Hills, Los Angeles, California on the twenty-third of April, in the year of 1961 (current age: 60. Sorry if he's dead when this is read) to Frieda and Anatasio Lopez.

"He was deserted by his father when he was two months old and by his mother when he was 10 years old, but was raised by his maternal grandmother, Benita Gutierrez, a factory worker, and step-grandfather, Refugio Gutierrez, a construction worker. Lopez attended San Fernando High School, graduating in 1979." (Wikipedia)



Lopez got his start doing stand-up comedy for several years, until in 2000, due to Sandra Bullock's concerns over "the lack of Hispanic-oriented sitcoms on American television" and pushed for "a sitcom on television that starred Hispanics without being exclusively about the Hispanic American community" (Wikipedia).

After much backlash over the same issue, ABC quickly picked up the series Bullock and Lopez proposed. This sitcom, "George Lopez", would go on to air between 2002 and 2007.



During the shooting for "George Lopez", Lopez was cast for several other projects. Often recognized from his lengthy collection of roles, George Lopez has played many parts during his career. These range from "Papi" in Beverly Hills Chihuahua (both the original film and the sequel) to the Guest Host of "Jimmy Kimmel Live!". On top of these roles, Lopez is currently part of several projects currently in post production. He's been nominated for several industry accolades, such as the Grammy for Best Comedy Album in 2003, 2007, and 2009. (Wikipedia)

You can't, I'm sorry.

I've tried everything :(