"hey guys welcome to the metaphorical adventure podcast my name is dr genius uh today we're gonna be looking at the first human being to ever actually walk on the planet was bought by the government in 1913. if you want to click more than learn more in the description don't forget to subscribe smack that like button hit the bell anyway so i was talking to my commander curse words [Applause] [Applause] nothing can kill them hey guys curse word here i just wanted to say a quick word about what it means to be a curse word oftentimes people take me at face value the full profanity and vulgarity of my very aura seems to alarm some people but i'd just like to make it clear and make my voice heard even even even if my voice shakes previously on the metaphorical adventure podcast anyway so i was talking to, and now for the season finale, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doctor and he said you need to be this way from now on so i stood over him and i did what's known as the king's pose and he actually opened up to me and i learned all about his family i learned all about his ancestry and i actually realized that his father was the one who created the very trade secret that was given to mr coca-cola in the first place john cola is the creator of coca-cola listen i'm gonna give you some resources http double slash slash www education government today.com for kids! so the first person that i spoke to was dr alexander in yugoslavia and he said that i was actually the first person to ask him this question, you are the first person to ask me this question, i was like all right you know what do i have to lose so i listened to him and he began speaking crazy words like uh and i had to just look at this guy i really had to take a look at this guy and i said i love you i respect you and we embrace and we help each other i think the longest i've ever held a human being not that there's anything wrong with that you know loving another person you embracing another person and i think everyone needs to embrace their own insanity their own insanity this is joe huergo and pr anyway so i spoke to the president i'm the president spoke about the taxes to lower these taxes... Comander i have these reports for you to look at now i'm he died again meanwhile i must have fallen asleep watching television commander do you want me to do this from now on question mark i'm not a fool computer i've learned your tricks NO DONT LEARN MY TRICKS. meanwhile in hell ah ♥♥♥♥ good thing i created humanity so i can have my perfect suffering in my suffering hall of fame it's the perfect suffering it's the perfect suffering. chapter two: oh no no no no no no this is how this is hell oh this is hell this is hell oh ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥ this is hell this is how this is out don't bother me right now i'm busy. i think my favorite thing about the band gentle giant is the lead singer [Music] john [Music] [Applause]. Commander! you were dozing off again! i need it says in these reports right here that i am dying to see you hiding from me [Music] heaven now that we're in heaven we can take people's clothes off commander you have taken my clothes off a computer store my sexual imprint in the global database. sexual imprint? google wrap this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wise guy shutting down. Commander you are having one of those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up weird little dreams against i hate it when i have those dreams this is joe wergo with npr all things considered today we're gonna be looking at a man and this is no ordinary man this is a man who seriously had to be this way from now on i just seriously think that people need to start being this way basically you're hearing the voice of jacques rayovac and he's the head of payne ministries down in washington dc i sat down with him last week and we exchanged some choice words about the economy you see there are basically three kinds of people uh there's the one that gets the job there's the one that doesn't get the job and there's me and basically i control everything now when you say control everything are you referring to government infrastructure or are you talking about resources in the private sector uh please help me gain an understanding of this i don't even know what private or whatever infrastructure these are new words to me uh google whack this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wise guy yes commander"