Welcome to my guide! This is a detailed guide explaining, step by step, how to unlock the hardest character to get in LEGO Batman: The Video Game, Batman.

This is the first step to unlocking Batman, and perhaps the hardest step. To buy the game, you will need to get your lazy ass out of your DX-Racer gaming chair, go outside for the first time in 10 years, find a decent paying job, and get some money. You now have the ability to buy LEGO Batman: The Videogame. This is a key step in the process, and without doing this, you will never be able to unlock Batman.

The next step is also very important, and that is opening the game. You will first need to very carefully, and precisely move your mouse cursor towards the word LIBRARY. Then comes the hard part, so be sure to follow along. Left click LIBRARY, scroll down until you find LEGO Batman: The Video Game in your pile of 1,000 games that you unlocked with Steam keys that you either got from a shady seller on eBay or Humble Bundle, then once you find the game, left click it, then left click the PLAY button. If you did not follow these steps carefully and the game isn't opening, well then there is no hope for you.

This is the final step in the process to unlocking Batman. Once your game has loaded and the short opening cut scene has played, you will need to click any of your 101+ keys on that big slab that has letters on it in front of you on your desk that we call a keyboard. Once done, you will need carefully use your arrow keys to go to NEW GAME. Once done a cut scene should play and the first level should begin.

Congratulations! Your tiny brain was capable of reading a 5 minute guide on how to start up a game and unlock the very first character in the entirety of the game! Good job.

L I K E M Y G U I D E

The person who had the ability to smash is keyboard and make pretty words on a screen: Me

The person who had the patience to read the entire guide and make sure it was easy for your tiny brain to read: Also me