Half-Life 2

Half-Life 2

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How not to beat Half-Life 2
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Point Insertion
get on a train.
get off a train.
do parkour.
A Red Letter Day
teleport alyx
get teleported (not)
get a crowbar
kill some guys
Route Kanal
kill more guys
kill some tongue things
kill some flying fidget spinners
get a boat
Water Hazard
get a boat.
drive the boat.
kill guys.
drive the boat some more.
drive the boat away from a helicopter.
kill more guys.
drive even more.
get an upgrade.
driiiiiiiiiiiiiiive...
gun down the helicopter.
Black Mesa East
meet up with eli.
get a zero-point energy field manipulatior
GRAVITY GUN
play catch.
get ambushed.
WE DON'T GO TO RAVENHOLM...
kill zombies.
get a shotgun.
kill more zombies.
get in a cart.
escort father grigori.
leave.
Highway 17
drive a car with a gun.
kill those antlions.
keep driving.
more driving.
fight a gunship.
keep driving.
kill more guys. with a crane.
drive.
bridge.
gunship.
drive.
Sandtraps
drive.
fight gunships.
kill a bunch of antlions.
run.
kill a big antlion.
antlions are your friends now.
kill guys. with antlions.
gunships. again.
infiltration time.
Nova Prospekt
kill dudes. with antlions.
kill sentries. with guns.
kill all of the above. with both.
go past some walls. don't die.
Entanglement
fight guys. with turrets.
meet up with alyx.
spoiler below:
JUDITH MOSSMAN IS A TRAITOR(i think)
prepare the teleporter to get eli out of here.
Mossman takes herself and Eli to a different location.
Another turret standoff.
Get in the teleporter.
1 week later you show up in Kleiner's lab
Anticitizen One
Long cutscene.
Go through the wall.
Yeet hoppers with your gun.
Manhacks and stuff.
Fight off guys.
There's moving platforms and stuff.
Follow Freeman!
You can team up with some rebels here.
Yeet more hoppers.
Kill more guys.
Kill striders.
Go in the Citadel.
Our Benefactors
Take a quick ride through the Citadel.
Lose all your stuff.
Gravity gun OP plz nerf.
Dark Energy
Cutscene this, cutscene that.
Chase after Dr. Breen.
Do some quick platforming.
Use energy balls to destroy the shields.
You win.
Ending
The G-Man once again congratulates you.
Credits roll.

Thanks for reading my horrible joke guide.
14 条留言
Margwa_slayer2 2023 年 4 月 18 日 下午 1:49 
oh
Google Docs  [作者] 2023 年 4 月 18 日 上午 7:47 
wait its been 2 years?
:its_just_a_burning_memory:
Margwa_slayer2 2023 年 4 月 18 日 上午 4:50 
this really helped
Google Docs  [作者] 2021 年 8 月 18 日 上午 10:36 
@Stewart yeah tbh i just wrote this as a joke when i was really tired
NERVE TOWER 2021 年 8 月 17 日 下午 10:09 
Unfunny.
Biffazoidius 2021 年 8 月 9 日 上午 11:32 
amazing i instantly lost thanks so much
jacksonmnl 2021 年 8 月 5 日 下午 10:18 
wtf i won the game smh my head false advertising
Google Docs  [作者] 2021 年 8 月 2 日 下午 2:31 
@re:RIK not scientifically possible
erikgamesgostoso016 2021 年 8 月 2 日 下午 2:15 
instructions unclear
Google Docs  [作者] 2021 年 7 月 30 日 下午 7:06 
@duster no problem Duster from Mother 3, the role-playing video game developed by Brownie Brown and HAL Laboratory and published by Nintendo for the Game Boy Advance. The final entry in the Mother series, it was released in Japan on April 20, 2006. The game follows Lucas, a young boy with psychic abilities, and a party of characters as they attempt to prevent a mysterious invading army from corrupting and destroying the world.

Like previous entries, Mother 3 focuses on exploring the game world from a top-down perspective and engaging in turn-based combat with enemies. Its development spanned twelve years and four consoles, beginning in 1994 for the Super Famicom and then transitioning to the Nintendo 64 and its 64DD add-on. It was initially canceled in 2000, but development was restarted in 2003 for the Game Boy Advance.