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How to summon Obama
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In this guide I will teach you how to summon an Obama

1. Draw the american flag on the ground with blood
2. Surround the "flag" with fake red white and blue candles
3. Turn off all lights and close all blinds and curtains
4. Chant this: "HUUCTAH UUCTCHA ROOMNAA ROOMBA OBAMBABA" (in the deepest voice possible)

And You're Done! You Should Now Have Your Very Own (Demon) Obama
   
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Languages: Engelsk
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Opdateret:
23. mar. 2021 kl. 19:39
5. juli 2021 kl. 20:26
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WARNING!
The Obama may (or may not) immediately attack the nearest government figure.
If the chant is done incorrectly you may summon a giant Obama powerful enough to destroy earth.

Side affects include:
1. Fire breathing
2. Possession of Obama demon
3. Instant death
4. if you voted for Mitt Romney then you may explode
5. Internal bleeding