Woe, Woe! Woe is I, for I have an empty soul, and an empty mind! Alas my wallet is dry, not a morsel nearby, for woe, woe is I.

That's right, this game officially sucks balls! The physics are so broken that I wonder if they have a physics based engine at all, the death effects are just a meme, and the UI is like watching paint dry. The only, ONLY, good thing with this game; the music. When I put my little barbie headphones on and have the ear*ape music blasting thru my cranium, I can no longer hear my parents fighting. Bliss in the home at last.

Attached below Is a leaked image of one of the developers behind this monstrosity, visibly beggin for your money!