Hello and welcome seasoned Kenshi players to the most important guide you will ever read. This guide will teach you key game play mechanics that every Kenshi player must know. This is a step-by-step guide on how to wipe your own ass the most safe and effective way possible. This guide will show you how to efficiently remove the faecal matter from your ass and how to properly deal with the left-overs.

Similar to riding a bicycle, once you learn, you will never forget. There are many benefits to learning on how to wipe your own ass. It is a crucial part of every day life in Kenshi, so learning how to wipe your own ass early will help you in the end game. It is a less healthy alternative to anilingus (eating the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of your significant other or friend) but it will still give your character's stats the boost they need in this cruel world.

The benefits of learning how to wipe your own ass after a bowel movement are as follows:

• You will save money by not having to pay your precious Cats to have your ass wiped.
  
• You will prevent odor in and around your trousers + boxer briefs.
  
• You will prevent the spread of pathogenic bacteria.
  
• At the end of the day there really aren't any benefits because your ass is still dirty.

Now for the real business.... how do you actually wipe your own ass? Well I have broken this part down into 7 simple steps so that even the most novice Kenshi player will not experience any difficulty while doing this task.



1: Spit on your hand
2: Run it over your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
3: Flip your hand
4: Wipe again
5: Use your mouse pad to clean the left overs
6: Lick the extras off your fingers
7: Enjoy XP and Stat bonuses to your characters

Thanks for your time and enjoy the scent of your faecal-free orifice.

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And remember

Born to poo
forced to wipe