Hello, and welcome to today's 'eye-catching' article/ guide. As the title implies, there has been a secret unknown to even the ardent fan of Bethesda Softworks' 'smash-hit' 2012 title: 'The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim'. This secret has been left undiscovered since the game's launch and many in the player-base haven't even heard of its existence... Until now, of course. Fortunately enough for you "die-hard fans" out there, we're going to go over today's topic: a 'how-to guide' on how to execute finding this unheard-of mystery that laid unseen for nearly a decade. Join us, and continue reading further to unlock the mystery behind this unprecedented 'guild' that lays in your copy of ' 'The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The key to opening this secret guild isn't booting your game and your favourite save-state and getting on horseback to follow a string of meticulous error-free steps: "down to the letter", as the idiom goes; however, the first step you need to take, and the most important, isn't in starting up the game alone. Firstly, what you want to do is, absolutely, follow this crucial first step: Go into your steam library, find your copy of 'The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim' under the 'Games' drop down tab, from there right-click your copy of the game. Click 'properties' from the now apparent drop down tab, and on the bottom of the now open window you'll immediately see 'Launch Options', type in that very bar this following code: '-MakeAKidSmokeHisFirstAndLastBluntWhileHeDigsHisOwnGravesetupwizard'. This special launch sequence will boot your game of 'The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim' normally, continuing further, just start up any desired save and go from there with our next step...!

[Disclaimer: Please ensure that you have a one hundred-percent finished run saved before continuing with the next steps.] From here, it's pretty simple, your game will start normally and you'll be free to explore the world of 'Skyrim' as usual [for now]! Now that you are in the world of 'Skyrim', with your favourite created character, and favourite load-out, you're going to have to travel to the 'Nordic Dungeon' of 'Korvanjund' (Screen-shot of the location provided below) at any-time in the game past dusk, to continue progressing further with unlocking the next secret steps to prompt the activation for the elusive guild's 'quest-line'.
When you arrive at the entrance of this Dungeon, now will be standing a new NPC to talk to, named in-game as: 'Van Darkholme: Dungeon Master'. Walk up to Van and press the interaction key to speak to him. Van Darkholme will greet your character with the following transcript pulled from the game: "Greetings traveller, it appears you have came to the right place. According to my knowledge you have completed the game in its entirety, one hundred percent, and I've been waiting for you here for a long time to grant you your reward".

After Van finishes this introductory statement to you, the player, you will be prompted to select from one of the following dialogue decisions:

"> Yes, I accept your proposition, what is my reward?
> Maybe later..."

Whenever you are ready select the first choice to continue with the next line of dialogue from the Dungeon Master: "Good choice, traveller. your reward now lies inside this dungeon. This dungeon isn't the same as the last time you've visited; it is now used as a retirement home for the elderly. You'll like what's inside, I've removed all of their clothes before you came. Navigate through the passages of this dungeon until you reach it's end, where you'll have to help me preform intercourse with the geriatrics here. Here, take this kerosene, and a package of new socks, in case we have to gag and rape any of the screamers". Next accept the quest from the Dungeon Master, and continue forth inside the Dungeon.

After going through the loading-screen upon pressing the 'interact key' to enter the newly renovated Dungeon that lurks inside, you'll be greeted with your camera being permanently fixed into 'Third-person' for the remainder of this quest, and your character completely naked. Following behind a scantily clad, full-on leather master, new companion Van Darkholme, you're going to make your way through this bizarre new retirement home fashioned into this Dungeon slaughtering an onslaught of naked, terrified, geriatrics trying to escape you and Van's terror. Fight your way through rooms, passages, halls of geriatric retirees and get down and dirty with a few. Van will be whipping his way through wrinkled ass; while you're on the floor ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them.

Soon after, leaving a trail of the latter part of animate life, you'll hit the end of this Dungeon, where Van will initiate you into becoming apart of the 'Deviant Dungeon Guild', by defeating the "Final boss" of the Dungeon. You and Van will have to perform sexual favours on the oldest living head of the retirement home. It'll be a kinky display of shooting fire-balls from your hands, 'B.D.S.M.', urinating on the Dungeon's final boss, fingering an old ♥♥♥♥ crusted hole, and much more heinous acts of lewd deviant 'escort-like' services. After you defeat the final boss, literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her to death, Van will now congratulate you in now being apart of the Guild.

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