Hello and welcome to my guide on how to get a girlfriend using HuniePop. You're probably here for one reason and one reason only, you don't have a girlfriend. Hell, you're probably still a virgin too.



But that's ok! We were all single virgin losers at some point! That's where I come in. I, an absolute gigachad, will tell you how you can use a game you have most definitely wasted so many sperm cells playing to finally get yourself a girlfriend. We'll now be moving on to the actual steps you can use get get a girlfriend.

Great job, you've made it to the next part! That means you're finally doing something correctly with your life. So now let's get into the actual process you will need to do to get the girl of your dreams.


That's right! The first step is closing the game. You don't need it, porn makes your brain rot. Now that you've closed the game and put away your lotion and tissues, we can move on to the next step!


Now that the game is closed, take a shower, (you desperately need one), put on some clean clothes, and go outside. Touch grass, interact with people other than your mother, go on a hike. Now that you are outside of your house, we can move onto the final step.


Once you are outside, you can now take part in the final step, speaking to women. Now, I know this may come as a shocker, but the first thing you should take into consideration is that, unlike in the degenerate garbage that you consume on a near hourly basis, women want to be treated with respect, so when talking to women make sure you aren't creeping them out or making them feel disgusted by talking to a fat sweaty virgin like yourself. After a while, you may meet a woman who isn't completely disgusted with you, and when this happens make sure to ask her for her number, because this is pretty much a once in a lifetime opportunity for someone like you. Don't expect this to happen immediately. It may take weeks or even months to find a girl willing to give you their number, but don't worry, you'll eventually find someone who can put up with you. After speaking to her for a few weeks, try to ask her out on a date. And congratulations! You have now finally found yourself a girlfriend!

Great job for making it to the end of the guide! Hopefully by finishing, you can now get a girlfriend and stop wasting your life jacking off to cartoon women in your mother's basement. Maybe you can even get married if you play your cards right, (but let's be honest here, you'll probably be back to playing degenerate games in a couple days).