商店页面
Half-Life
全部 讨论 截图 艺术作品 实况直播 视频 新闻 指南 评测

Half-Life

商店页面
Half-Life > 指南 > Robbert the Greatest 的指南
721 个评价
How to scientist (serious no jokes)
由 Robbert the Greatest 制作
The most high-quality ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in existence (Edit: I made this when I was 11. I am now 16 at the time of writing. (Serious no jokes))
21
17
35
3
16
15
7
13
3
9
8
4
4
2
5
3
3
   
奖励
收藏
已收藏
取消收藏
创建者
Robbert the Greatest
离线
类型: 秘密, 剧情或故事, 攻略
Languages: 英语
发表于
更新日期
2021 年 1 月 19 日 下午 2:20
3 月 24 日 上午 9:07
12,235 不重复访客数
517 当前收藏人数
指南索引
总览
Be the sintist 
Be the sintist 
Be the sintist 
Be the sintist 
Be the sintist 
Be the sintist 
Be the sintist 
Be the sintist 
Be the sintist 
Be the sintist 
Be the sintist 
Be the sintist 
Be the sintist 
Be the sintist 
Be the sintist 
Be the sintist 
Be the sintist 
Be the sintist 
留言
Be the sintist
Get a doctorate in theoretical physics
Be the sintist
Fail miserably in school
Be the sintist
Have your dad bribe the head of the board so you can graduate
Be the sintist
Be incompetent at your job and arrive late to work
Be the sintist
put cheese in a laser for "scientific" purposes
Be the sintist
Set the entirety of New Mexico on fire
Be the sintist
Summon aliens via black magic
Be the sintist
Grab a crowbar
Be the sintist
go on a killing spree
Be the sintist
Call the army
Be the sintist
Kill the army
Be the sintist
Play desert bus
Be the sintist
Burn asparagus
Be the sintist
Set a nuke
Be the sintist
Go to hell
Be the sintist
Get hired by your dad
Be the sintist
I don't know what's next
Be the sintist
I hope this guide taught you how to be a scientist. You can basically apply this logic to anything in the real world. I tried it, and the U.S. Government is tracking my down for committing 17 war crimes guys. Anything is possible with this strategy, you should try it yourself. I also have how to be the Opposing Force guys, it's really cool.
301 条留言
< >
Hypershock (real!!) 8 月 15 日 下午 3:43 
Aren't you supposed to burn asparagus BEFORE you play desert bus?
monky with a weapon 4 月 23 日 下午 3:26 
how to scientist part 2
triceratop-game 2 月 18 日 上午 5:07 
plz do how to be the segurity gurd ( serious no jokings)
blitbtd_ 2024 年 12 月 18 日 上午 7:02 
the most advanced shitpost
Naselone 2024 年 11 月 10 日 上午 9:26 
how long does the sintist training take
a 2024 年 11 月 1 日 上午 6:47 
holy shit this actually works, i became hired by father and then new aliens came in earth and i used Uranium-235 to destroy the world and caused rebel uprising then i annihilated every combine structure in human history then i caused the events of white forest and on the combine facebook somebody posted me flying with a crowbar and hitting everybody in the fucking face!
Laina 2024 年 10 月 31 日 上午 7:53 
these joke posts suck tbh
LineageBureaux 2024 年 10 月 26 日 上午 6:16 
sintist
Spider 2024 年 10 月 22 日 下午 5:37 
thank you, jimmy carter, i am now a scientist
cool dude 2024 年 10 月 10 日 下午 7:57 
i became the army man instid of sincisnt