PINK WORLD
Burger time!
Two beefs, please!

UNDERGROUND/LAWYER
Let's just get this over with
I can't wait to move on with my life.

UNKNOWN
Beef, baby!
She has a name, but that doesn't mean we can't eat her.

UNKNOWN
What's going to happen to me?
Well, you DID stab him...

THERAPY
Mommy issues
Some wretched childhood you have.

THERAPY
Therapy sucks!
When has talking helped anyone?

UNDERGROUND/REALITY SHOW
Point him with a sticky end!
He was asking for it.

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Jumped
Decided to take a dive











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Didn't jump
Just admiring the view











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I know CPR!
Stand back, I'm a professional











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What are these paddles for?
There's electric current?!











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Passenger
It's nice to have company

Who is this?
I hate it when people call me!











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Alone behind the wheel
Yup, just me!

Let it go to voicemail
I'll deal with it later

Mourning alone
It's best to be alone.











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Came with a friend
Two's a company

I knew him well
We were best buddies!











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He was a stranger
Just some random dude.











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You t****!
I'm not going to wash my mouth!

I've got to URN my keep
Just a fancy ashtray, really.











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What a shine!
This day is going to be something SPECIAL!

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Quack!
What the duck?

Quack quack!
Seriously, what the duck is this?

Quack quack QUACK!
Duck these birds!

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Made it to camp
Tent time!

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Made him upset
I didn't mean it!

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This is nasty!
Why on EARTH people smoke?

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I believe you
Why would you lie about this?

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What a liar!
That's just TOO much!

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Wow! A REAL lightsaber!
How about it, these things DO exist!

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Five star roadkill
Medium rare, please!

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Darn piece of crap!
Why did it had to break just now?

Get them spuds planted
Loooong day in the field

Graduate and all
You must be pretty proud of yourself?

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Watching telly
I wonder what's on?

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What's wrong with her?
Go figure...

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Static!
It's giving me a headache!

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Channel surfing
Just make up your mind already!

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Early on the bus
Why did we have to leave before dawn?

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Just keep driving
And take care of your own business.

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Are you SURE you have everything?
Yes mom!

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Daddy issues
How come you're like that?

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Just blame it all on me!
See if I care...

more daddy issues...
Just let it all out.

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Sauna for beginners
You know how this works, right?

Sauna is a death trap!
You can't stand the heat, huh?

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What's wrong with my life?
I'm sure we'll find out.

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Therapy RULES!
I like it in here!

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Reincarnation
I've been here before...

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More the merrier!
What do you know, I'm not the only one!

Get your own cigarettes!
I'm no errand boy!

Went for a fetch quest
I SWEAR this is the last time...

Down the toilet
Some people are huge idiots.

The purple hike
Uphill ahead.

Building the future
Make your own house. save thousands of dollars!

That's a comfy couch!
And there's room for two.

Pillow talk
Aww, ain't that sweet!

I can hold my liquor
You're the one who passed out.

Passed out
That last shot was too much...











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Walk in the park
That's a nice sunset.











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Teacher's nightmare
Such sweet children.

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It's a boy!
Congratulations!

Dumped
Well, that's life.

She said yes!
Hooray!

What a dump!
And you call this a motel.











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Gone fishing
I'll be back!











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Flip the bird
Bird? Looks more like a finger.











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Where the heck are we?
I thought you could read the map.

Home improvement
Get yourself together, you're almost there!

Holy matrimonies
Let's get the "idos" out of the way.

Dungeon crawling
Went to the basement.











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No cutting in line!
Wait your turn just like everyone else!

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Door made of light
Wow, it's REALLY bright in here!

Food service
Bon appetit!

Urine toast!
I wouldn't drink that...

Rat poison?
Never tasted this before.

A human hand
In the flesh!

Naughty burger
I hope there's cheddar.

It's a bird!
But that's not a good thing, dude!

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Drove her away
Didn't mean, though.

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Stalker
Shadow of Chern... No wait!

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Consumed by work
Gee, I wonder if it was worth it?

A dairy fight
This milk went sour AGES ago.

Serving drinks
all day, every day.

Cold shoulder
I hope you suffocate on that cocktail!

Drinks to the rescue!
That's how you break the ice.

Harpies
I've got a bad feeling about this...

I've got bad news
Ain't no easy way to say this.

Honeymoon suite
No regrets, huh?

Warm dinner
Yeah, REAL warm...

Spanked
I can sense trauma brewing...

Cannot unsee!
Lock the door next time, okay?

All aboard!
The train leaves any minute.

Guilt trip
Nice going, dad!

Should I call him?
I think I should.

I'm not going to call him
He's probably busy.

The easiest game on Earth
So some people actually enjoy these kinds of games?

Friend in need
Got to appreciate him.

Goodbye!
What are you waiting for? A hug?