Step 1: Get into any Campaign, as Ellis. This is by far the hardest step. You have to click 5 times, at least! What a doozy.

Step 2: Load into the map. You have to have a good computer to do this, as this game is very graphical!

Step 3: Get a grenade launcher. Make sure it has explosive ammunition on it, at all times!

Step 4: Blow up your friends, and enemies! A grenade launcher isn't fun unless you blow sh*t up! Go and make C4 look like a firecracker!

Step 5: Get a friend called Keith and burn them alive. You need Keith stories to be Ellis!

Step 6: Walk straight at the tank, with no sense of fear or reason! You need to make sure its dead.

Congratulations! By reading this guide, you are now ready to play the hillbilly in Left 4 Dead 2. Now go on, ya little rascal!