1. What to do if someone picks the legend you main

• Leave
  
• If you are the jumpmaster, lead your team off the map

2. What to do if you are killed by someone

• Yell in the VC, "HACKS! OH MY GOD AAaaaaaAAAAAaaaAAAAAaaAAAaaaA" with either a squeaker voice or overly loud voice
  
• Blame your team for no reason even if it isn't their fault
  
• Leave (even if you are obviously going to be rezzed or respawned)

3. If someone takes something you want

• Dibs from you?
  
  • ok thats actually super annoying and their fault, this part isn't a joke

• Dibs from them?
  
  • Yell in VC loud or squeaker voice, "WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU STUPID ***HOLE"
    
  • if they dibs anything at all anymore, take it. (even if you don't want it)

4. Steal everyones kills, always.

5. Always and I mean ALWAYS, land at either Rift or Estates for olympus, or trainyards or bloodhound trials for Worlds Edge.