Made this as a joke.

Can't help myself.

Enjoy the awful cringe.

btw, this is set during Season 1 but in 2020 for some reason.

Don't question it.

(a Like and share would be epic, thanks.)

It all started on the 19th of june, 2020.

Steven came home from school and was given the task of researching the history of the democratic party of america for a homework assignment.

He had to write a paper about the parties history and its origins.

Steven got on his laptop and started his research, looking for answers.

But after a while, Steven found himself in a rather strange part of the internet, a place calling itself "4chan".

As Steven browsed, he eventually found his way to /pol/, a thing that would change his life forever.

Steven look around /pol/ and was confused, even scared at first.

But as he looked deeper, he found what he was looking for.

Not only that but what he found changed him.

Steven was always pro-democrat, well... till he saw what was actually going on behind the scenes.

Steven saw the endless madness that laid deep in the democrat party, the lies, the tricks, the evil.

And in that moment, Steven felt it for the first time... the feeling of... cringe...

What he learned shook him to his core, Biden was no hero, he was just as bad as almost every other politician.

Steven was shocked and decided to check if all this was actually true...

But to his horror... it was all real...

Steven was torn up, his hero was a monster.

Steven continued to browse /pol/, looking for more information.

But then, something caught his eye.

A strange cartoon frog called "Pepe", a nice green cartoon frog who appeared in images to seemingly act as a visual representation of what was being explained.

Something about this "Pepe" interested Steven, so he decided to do some research on him and discovered something odd.

This "Pepe" was the source of some serious debate.

He originated from a simple comic and seemed to be rather innocent.

But he was listed as a "hate symbol" by a group called the "anti defamation league"

Steven was confused, why would they ban something people use to express themselves? what was so racist about a cartoon frog?

Steven did more research and found out why, "snowflakes" had taken the jokes and "memes" and tried to claim that they were actually malicious.

Seeing all this, Steven spent hours researching, he needed to know if all this was actually true.

Steven researched long into the night, gathering information, some of it being useful to his project.

By the time he was done, he realised just how awful the democratic party was, how awful the far left was, the horrors of the far rights actions in WW2, the failure that was anarchism and the nightmare that was dictatorship.

BLM, the horrors of Unit 731, The 1989 Tiananmen Square protests, epic gamer moments, poggers, ripping and tearing.

And so much more.

Steven was terrified, he had learned so much from /pol/ that it changed him.

That night, Steven went to bed after finishing his homework and had horrific nightmares of the cruelty he had seen, the madness that all parts of politics had hidden away.

[the next day]

The next day, Steven awoke and went to school with what he had gathered for his homework, he had to tell others about what he saw.

Such horrors had to be known to prevent them ever happening again.

That day, Steven gave his presentation, horrifying the class.

After his presentation, the teacher pulled him aside and asked him "what the ♥♥♥♥ was that"

Steven replied "I did the homework like you said, I presented the facts"

The Teacher replied "S-S-Steven, where the hell did you learn all this?"

Steven replied "I learned it from the right people"

The Teacher replied "Who are you talking about?"

Steven replied "From a website"

The Teacher replied "Which website?"

Steven replied "Oh, its called 4chan, best site I've ever seen"

The Teacher looked at Steven, visibly disturbed.

The Teacher then left to call Pearl to pick up Steven and so that she could talk to her about what Steven had just showed the class.

Later, Pearl came to pick up Steven, the Teacher then told her everything and showed her Stevens presentation.

Pearl was confused and horrified by what the presentation contained.

None of it made sense to her, it went against everything she knew.

Later that night, Pearl decided to investigate and got on the computer.

Pearl went to this "4chan" to see what was going on for herself.

Much like Steven, she too was horrified and confused, but with some research quickly saw why Steven did what he did.

It all made sense.

Pearls faith in her ideology faded away as she became more and more redpilled with each post she read.

Pearl spent all night browsing /pol/, becoming more and more redpilled as the hours passed.

[the next day]

Steven then awoke the next morning to find Pearl, browsing /pol/.

Upon seeing Steven Pearl said to him "Steven, lose weight please, being fat is unhealthy. also no more seeing Connie, Last thing I want is you being around such... filth..."

Confused by this, Steven said to Pearl "Whats wrong, you weren't like this yesterday, is something wrong?"

Pearl then said to Steven "Steven, /pol/ has opened my eyes, thank you, now I must show you something."

Pearl then took Steven over to the computer and showed him the posts, redpilling him even more.

Steven understood now, he loved Connie but now he felt cringe at just the mention of her name.

Steven felt himself change in that moment, he felt himself become more and more based.

He felt the epic gamer power flow through him as he filled with rage.

Connie was a degenerate to him, but he still loved her.

Steven then knew what had to be done, he had to save her from herself.

Steven then looked at Pearl and said to her "Pearl, I know what must be done about Connie"

Pearl smiled at him as she reached into her gem, pulling out a loaded double barrel shotgun and giving it to Steven.

Steven cried as he smiled, he knew what had to be done, he loved Connie too but he knew what he had to do.

Steven took the shotgun and hid it in his gem as to not scare Connie away and make it harder than it had to be.

Steven also had an idea, he still loved Connie so he wanted to make her last day special, he wanted her to at least be happy in her final moments before he did what he had to do.

Steven then left and made his way straight to Connie's house.

Steven reached Connie's house and found her sitting in the living room.

Steven says to Connie "Hey Connie!"

Connie replies "Hi Steven"

Steven replies "Hi Connie, I had an idea"

Connie replies "So whats the idea?"

Steven replies "Oh I... I wanted to ask if you wanted to go out today?"

Connie replies "Where to?"

Steven replies "Wherever you want"

Connie replies "that sounds like a good idea, I've been wanting to visit the peer, check out the arcade and check out the new Ferris wheel"

Steven replies "sounds like a good idea"

Steven and Connie then head off to the peer and spend the whole day in the arcade, Steven using his tickets to buy a secret gift to distract Connie later (so that he could do what must be done) and ending the day out with a sunset view on top of the Ferris wheel.

After getting the gift and finishing the day up, Steven took Connie to the beach outside his house to get a clear sunset view, the perfect place for him to do what must be done too.

The ocean tide would wash away the blood and nobody would hear a gunshot this far out.

Steven sat Connie down on the sand and held her for what he knew would be the final time.

Steven then told her to keep her eyes shut as he had a surprise.

Steven stood behind her, put the gift in her hands and silently prepared the shotgun.

He said to her, you can open your eyes now.

Connie opened her eyes and saw the gift, it was a pink stuffed toy of her favourite character from
"The Spirit Morph Saga"

Connie smiled and said, Thanks Steve-

*bang*

Connie was gone, just like that.

She felt nothing, her death was instant as her entire brain was blown apart by the point blank shotgun blast.

Steven felt awful for what he had done, but at least Connie died painlessly.

Steven picked up the body and put it into the water, the tide taking it away.

Steven then hid the gun in his gem and went home.

Upon entering, pearl sat there and looked at Steven with a smile.

Pearl said to Steven "did you do it?"

Steven replied "yes"

Pearl replied to Steven "what did it cost?"

Steven replied "...nothing..." as tears ran from his eyes, a feeling of regret and sorrow washing over him.

Pearl then Walked over to Steven, comforted him and said "Its OK Steven, you did the right thing, shes free now".

Steven cried into Pearls shoulder as the seriousness of what he had just done hit him like a truck going full speed.

Pearl comforted him as he cried, "what have I done?" Steven thought to himself.

Pearl then reached into Stevens gem, took out the shotgun, reloaded it and put it into her gem.

Pearl then said to Steven "you did good kid, now its my turn to do my part"

Pearl stood up and walked away.

Steven shouted to her "where are you going?"

Pearl replied "The mother needs to go too, we can't have anyone say "my kid is missing" can we?"

Steven understood what this meant, Connie's mother had to go too.

Pearl walked out and towards the hospital, keeping the gun hidden in her gem.

Pearl the looked for and found Connie's mother and said to her "Ms Maheswaran, I need to show you something, follow me, its urgent"

Connie's mom agreed and followed her.

Pearl then lead Connie's mother to the house and to the beach and pointed out into the distance to distract Connie's mother.

While Connie's mother was distracted, Pearl quickly pulled out her shotgun.

*bang*

Just like Connie, Connie's mother was gone, again no pain.

Only eternal silence.

Pearl let the tide clean away the blood as she lifted the body of Connie's mother up and placed it in the ocean so that she may rejoin her daughter in eternal silence.

Pearl put away the shotgun and head home, they had much more work to do, many more degenerates to remove from this world.

The lords work had to be done.

From then on, Steven and pearl would hunt degenerates, putting them down so that their could be peace in this world.

Steven grew up to be an epic gamer, snuffing out degenerates wherever they laid, doing the lords work.

Steven knew what had to be done.

Rip and tear, until it is done...

In the first redpill, in the first kill, when the blood first splattered, one stood. Burned by the embers of Cruelty, his soul blistered by the fires of Evil and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual purification. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Earthly Plains seeking vengeance against the cringe lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Nice Guys, and those that tasted the bite of his bullet named him... the Cringe Slayer.

*BFG Division plays as the credits roll*

[THE END]

Hope this was epic enough for you epic gamers out there.

Also, some of you wanted a sequel so here it is:

https://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2325428378

This isn't just regular shidposting.

this is advanced shidposting.

Also, a Like and share would be epic, thanks.