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How to Avoid Depression

由 bdon 制作

A guide teaching you what should be common sense...

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Languages: 英语

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2020 年 12 月 13 日下午 9:05

2021 年 8 月 21 日下午 10:35

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指南索引

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Step One

Step Two

Step Three

Conclusion

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Step One

Stop following internet hype
This game was hyped to be the next cause of an addiction crisis, years before an official trailer was even released
>"b-b-b-but my favorite youtoober said it would be x, y, or z!!!!!!"
Congrats, you believe everything you hear on the internet

Step Two

Stop pre-ordering games
Thought everyone learned this years ago but I guess not. Wait until it's released and see what its like lol
>"b-b-b-b-but CDPR said x, y, or z!!!!! They lied!!!!"
Congrats, you just got cucked by corporate marketing

Step Three

Use your braincells
>"b-b-b-b-but the framerate on my standard xbox one, a console released 7 years ago is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ you CDPR for making this game look too good!!!"
Congrats, you bought a late AAA game on old ass hardware. In all honesty what did you even expect

Conclusion

Moral of the Story
Don't be an entitled little ♥♥♥♥♥, sucking the customizable sized penises of companies who are now filthy rich off of gullible swine (you) desperate to find the next big dopamine fix to distract them from their pathetic existence.

who gives a ♥♥♥♥ lol

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21stCenturySchizoidM@n 2021 年 8 月 6 日下午 7:56

Funny, the game was advertised for the xbox one and ps4 compared to anything else.

Neil Awoken 2021 年 8 月 3 日上午 8:53

Wouldn't have all this complaining if the community didn't over-hype and rush the production of the game lol. This game had a least a year left of production, and while CDPR is at fault for releasing the game at such an early time, the community bullied them into doing so, and then complains when the game isn't how they hoped it would be. What did they expect? Lmao.