Number 1. Watch your dad have sex with your mom, or alternatively, the 12 year old child that always says they're having sex with your mother.

Number 2. Wait 9 months inside the womb, since that's how babies get ripe.

Number 3. Get born, and do normal baby things

Number 4. Accidentally jump off of the balcony, killing yourself in the process. You have sucesfully lived 3 years of your life.

Number 1. Watch your dad have sex with your mom, or alternatively, the 12 year old child that always says they're having sex with your mother.

Number 2. Get born, and do normal baby things, but do things here and there that a baby is obviously not capable of doing.

Number 3. When your parent/parents notice your intellect, start doing even more impressive things.

Number 4. This is your first success, you are known locally as the savant child, keep doing this.

Number 4a. Be sure to skip a few grades, because you do have a superior intellect.

Number 5. When puberty arrives, don't act like a dumb teenager, act like a responsible, mature adult.

Number 6. Go to Harvard or Yale, and finish college and university. Once you finish school altogether, start working in the tech or engineering industry.

Number 7. Get a few promotions until you become a millionaire, in the meantime, be sure to have a sucesful family, or not.

Number 8. Work, until you can retire, then, you'll have massive retirement money.

Number 9. When you die, people will actually remember you for your intellect.

Number 1. Watch your dad have sex with your mom, or alternatively, the 12 year old child that always says they're having sex with your mother.

Number 2. Do normal baby things, once you can go to pre school, go to pre school and kindergarten, any further is useless for this route.

Number 3. Live with your parent/parents until they kick you out

Number 4. Die on the streets, no one will remember you after that.

Number 1. Watch your dad have sex with your mom, or alternatively, the 12 year old child that always says they're having sex with your mother, but skip a few steps.

Number 2. Skip a few months, and then get born.

Number 3. Skip the baby phase and just become a sucesfull millionaire

Number 4. Get into a deadly accident. People will remember you.

Number 1. Watch your dad have sex with your mom, or alternatively, the 12 year old child that always says they're having sex with your mother.

Number 2. Do normal baby things.

Number 3. Once you go to school, don't excel academically, but at the same time, don't be an underachiever.

Number 4. Get accepted into a normal college, nothing too fancy. Once you do that, get an average entry level job.

Number 5. Slowly work your way up to a normal mid paying job. Get a family and some children too.

Number 6. You are now completely unremarkable, and once you die at around 80-100, no one will remember you.