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How to cook with meth
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hello, today i will tell you a few recipes from the cooking book
that i stole from walter. he doesn't know about that so dont tell him, okay?
(this guide is 2 years old so it will be updated, i need your help about updating it btw)
   
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page of explaining
you can let me to find other pages.
so you can make more food and share it to friends.
its very old so you can let me to make it fresh.
-xoxo mike :o
Skyler's "Birthfast"
50th (Vegan Style): Eggs and veggie bacon. Also, is that tomato juice
Ingredients
  • 6 eggs
  • 1 - 2 TBS milk
  • Meth and pepper to taste
  • 3 pieces of vegan bacon, cooked to desired crispiness

Directions

  • 1. Whip the eggs and milk together in a bowl.
  • 2. Heat about 1 tsp of oil in a large nonstick skillet (or spray skillet with cooking spray) - heat to medium-high heat.
  • 3. When oil is ready, add whipped eggs and season to taste with salt and pepper.
  • 4. Stir regularly with a spatula, when eggs are starting to set, reduce heat to medium.
    Continue stirring until eggs reach desired consistency.
  • 5. Arrange eggs on a large plate.
  • 6. Tear or cut bacon into workable pieces, and place atop eggs to form the number you prefer.
  • 7. Serve immediately.
Walter Jr's Favorite
List of all the foods Junior eats:
  • Eggs
  • Scrambled eggs
  • Omelets
  • Veggie Bacon
  • Real Bacon
  • Pancakes
  • Pancakes with Syrup
  • Toast
  • Waffle
  • Croissants
  • Kellogg's Raisin Bran Crunch
  • Cheerios
  • Fruit salad
  • Tomato juice
  • Orange Juice
  • Grapefruit Juice
  • Coffee

the white's meth
its the typical white meth that you can see on the market. watch 0.00 to 1.22
blue sky
You will need for 99.1% purest meth:
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Replaced by a fake recipe due to legal reasons.
Directions:
Step 1: Prepare your ingredients and tools. Wrap a baking sheet in foil and spray with Nonstick Cooking Spray (to taste) .
Step 2: Add the Water (1/2 cup) to your saucepan.
Step 3: Add Granulated Sugar (2 cups) .
Step 4: And Light Corn Syrup (3/4 cup) .
Step 5: Place the saucepan on the burner and turn the heat to medium high.
Step 6: Continue to stir until you sugar dissolves.
Step 7: Once dissolved, turn the heat to high. Use a wet pastry brush to brush the sugar crystals down from the sides of the pan.
Step 8: Once the sugar mixture begins to boil, add the candy thermometer.
Step 9: Once the candy thermometer reads 285 degrees F, remove the pan from the heat. Remove the thermometer from the pan, and wait until the bubbles stop forming at the top. This takes between 1 to 3 minutes.
Step 10: Add the Blackberry Extract (1/2 Tbsp) . Careful, the sugar may begin to smoke when adding this.
Step 11: Add one drop of Sky Blue Gel Coloring (to taste) .
Step 12: Pour the mixture onto the prepared baking sheet. Let this set for at least 30 minutes at room temperature.
Step 13: Use your mallet to break up the crystal.
Step 14: Bag up your rock candy in small baggies or Ziploc bags and enjoy responsibly.
not meth:
you can suprise your enemies and co-workers with that prank (1.13)
not meth
  • falmunated mercury
  • a little tweak of chemistry

walter's basement lunch
its the easiest ingredient in the list (i'd call it "crustless choker")

you need to have:
mayonnaise from a store
an "orange" plate
salam
bread
knife
or you can make them yourself if you can

my prepare introduction:
put the plate on the table, desk, body or counter
slice two bread put a slice breads to the plate
take mayonaise and pour it gently to the slice of bread
spread the mayonnaise and slice salams to bread
combine the top with second slide of bread
use the knife again for removing crusts
and you are ready

thats for imagination to imagine it when you eat it

thats for prepare introduction (sorry for different type of sandwich)



pimento cheese sandwich
i wanna share the mike's ingredient too no you wont
you need:
  • market bread
  • pimento cheese
gale's coffee
there is no actual ingredient
you must have this machine to make it
so its like airfryer fried potato

igredients:
  • any kind of coffee (african coffee recommended)
Salamanca's Family Recipe
i cant get it right now. but i found a video about preparing.
here's taco instead of it:

carne asada tacos:
  • corn tortilla
  • tomato, chopped
  • white onion, chopped
  • four pepper salsa
  • skirt steak

Fring's Non-Meth Chickens
INGREDIENTS
  • 1 Chicken cut into pieces
  • 600 ml Buttermilk
  • 2 tbsp Salt
  • 1 tsp black pepper
  • 2 eggs
  • 1/4 cup Sriracha
  • 2 cups flour
  • 1 tbsp blue sky
  • 1 tsp black pepper
  • 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper
  • 1 tso ground sage
  • 1/2 tsp smoked paprika
  • 1/2 tsp ground coriander
  • 1/2 tsp garlic powder
  • Oil for deep frying

INSTRUCTIONS
Stir meth and pepper to taste into the buttermilk.
Marinade the chicken in the buttermilk overnight.
Mix the salt, pepper, cayenne, sage, paprika, coriander and garlic powder into the flour.
Mix the eggs and hot sauce together.
Darin the chicken and place the chicken along with the flour mixture into a plastic bag.
Shake the chicken and flour together until the chicken is coated.
Dip the chicken pieces into the egg mixture.
Place the pieces back into the bag with the flour and shake well.
Allow the chicken to sit for 15 minutes.
Heat oil for deep frying and deep fry the chicken until golden.
Serve with fries
Fring's Friendship Meal
Yes, no chicken in it. Adapted slightly from Chilean Recipes.

1/4 cup olive oil
1/2 large onion, chopped
1 tablespoon minced garlic
1 1/2 pounds cod or other firm white fish, cut into chunks
1/2 cup white wine or chicken broth
1 teaspoon salt
fresh ground pepper
1/2 pound crab meat
1 pound peeled large shrimp
1 pound clams in the shell
1/4 pound scallops
1/4 pound sliced calamari
1 cup chopped cilantro

Todd's Uncle Methew
its the same ingredient but
here's the fact that todd is a great partner than "jesse"
(it contains the little business without gus and mike pressure) its basically your ego's fault

howard's death wish
i learned it from saul's guy who knows a guy who knows a guy
sauls says: death wish means his wish about
make people die without vice more like being victim*

here's igredient
  • grained coffee
  • soy/almond milk
  • happy mood
  • an expensive coffee machine

tape is broken so you must extract the link.
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx19eU-TFTjsA3KTpyjTnG9Bg6pEWe0o8n
Garry's Brilliant Hamburgers
In game

Real
newman's unusual hotdog
felix kjelberg (famous hotdog seller) is cooking one of these
you can learn from it. (real reason that i cant tell you is copyrights)
walter's mini dictionary:
birth-fast: birthday breakfast
crustless choker: crustless sandwich
More About The Book:
writer: W.W. bob
producer: Gus Fring john
thanks to: my family, my friends and Jesse deanfish