1. Find a DarkRP server that deserves to be die, preferably one that has "serious RP" in it's name.
2. Join it, and keep starting a vote to be cop until you become one.
3. Arrest everyone you see, but remember to lock the jails, and eventually get banned.

Repeat.

The tears and caps locked rage comments off the people you arrest will give you sustenance, no need for food or drink as long as you have this guide.