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Shaquille Rashaun "Shaq" O'Neal is an American former professional basketball player who is a sports analyst on the television program Inside the NBA on TNT. He is widely considered one of the greatest players in National Basketball Association history.
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Leanr to drop Shaq's pallet
Shaq owns a pallet, he was also in space jam, I think.
Shaq was 100km/h% in minecraft, he drops his nuts, but they are called pearls.
Shaquille O' Neal gaming.
When you are in the basement on any map, run into a closet, killer will never know. Unnles Killer is shaq. Shaq sees all.
Shaq's movie and TV career
Shaq has been known to have starred in Dragon Ball Z, alongside his deuterprotagonist Son Goku. He met and trained with ancient marital art professor, Dwayne "Big Glock" The Rock Johnson. (SPOILER) In episode 53 of the original series, the two fused into Dwayne the Shroq O'nonson. This episode was banned outside of Japan, due to it's 2 hour long graphic depiction of sexual intercourse between the two. In initial showing of the movie in Japanese theatres, several suicides occurred, as well as many cases of self inflicted blindness and deafness to escape from the psychological torture inflicted by the film. The film can now be seen at www.inflationfetishsociety.com.

Following the disgrace to his career that was Diagonal Ballz, Shaq distanced himself from anime, deciding to enter into the "soft-core pornography for horny middle aged women" genre of films, with his debut in the 2015 film, Fifty Shades of Grey. In the movie, he played college senior Anastasia Steele, with co-star ThatguywhoplayedtheBDSMfreakin50shadesofgrey Jacobs playing Christian Grey, who enters into a kinky-as-f-uck relationship with his new intern. One thing led to another, and a wholesome chungus 100 BDSM fueled affair occurs over the course of 6 and a half hours somehow, happens to the best of us. Anyway, Shaq won several academy awards for his performance, however, his a-hole never really healed from his time on set...

Shaq also made a cameo in popular kids films Home Alone 1 and 3, with him playing the character of Bobo the homeless man, who roamed the streets of NYC following Kevin through his misadventures. As it would happen, reports show that Shaq was not paid for his time in the films, and in fact was not even cast as such a character. Shaq had been suffering a stint of homelessness after his wife divorced and removed him from his own house for balling with their feeble infant child. During his time on the streets of NYC, Shaq spotted a young Macaulay Culkin during filming, and chased him for the clout, with him in one scene being spotted dunking on three young basketball players in a street game, leading to his talent being scouted by the NBA. Shaq has since dedicated many of his finals wins to Macaulay Culkin for his time on the Home Alone 1 & 3 movies.

Shaq's talent extends across all spectrums, with him playing a variety of characters across a variety of films and series. A more recent and notable character that Shaq played is actually, and not many people know this, Gustavo Fring from hit AMC series Breaking Bad. The reason not many people know this is because he went under a pseudonym at the time, that being Giancarlo Esposito, with the goal of this stunt being to raise awareness for his darkweb fried chicken and methamphetamine business, Los Pollos Brothers, however the money made from Breaking Bad soon outweighed the income from his online business, causing him to abandon it in early 2012 in favour of his rekindled acting career

This is all completely real but don't look it up someone paid google and wikipedia to lie to your face, the only real news source these days are Steam community guides.
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Wachowski 2024 年 10 月 6 日 上午 4:09 
I stubbed my toe and I think Shaq smelt it how do I handle it?
Sparkbag 2023 年 3 月 29 日 上午 6:03 
you forgot to mention he turned purple after consuming unknown chemicals which allowed him to take on the role of Thanos is avengers endgame
madzaza 2021 年 9 月 4 日 上午 5:40 
wasn't he in avengers endgame
Kreppt @bandit 2021 年 8 月 16 日 下午 8:46 
Worth the read, would read again
Mr.Bear 2021 年 5 月 22 日 上午 8:09 
I can't wait until they finally release the Saquille O' Neal killer pack next update
Badussy Blaster 2021 年 3 月 18 日 下午 4:59 
i am shaquille O neal, if you search shaquille o neal on google.com you will see me on the images
John Ion Banu Muscel 2020 年 12 月 26 日 上午 9:55 
Instructions unclear, Shaq's dick stuck in my ass.
Dacian 2020 年 12 月 21 日 上午 10:12 
this is cursed, really cursed
Blinch (Blue Grinch)  [作者] 2020 年 9 月 11 日 下午 8:50 
Ah of course, how could that skip my mind. Thank you for the reminder, Doge|.
The Cat 2020 年 9 月 11 日 下午 12:34 
you forgot about his cameo in Home Alone 1 and 3, i also believe he was in hit television series Breaking Bad