Congradu-♥♥♥♥♥♥-lations! You've decided Life was a poor choice and moved on to discover Team Fortress 2, Undeniably the greatest Simulation in the whole Universe. So, you've come to this guide looking for Tips on how to play the game? I'll cover Gamemodes And Classes for you!

Okay, so normally most people would tell you some ♥♥♥♥ like: "oh well capture the flag and payload are fun". But that's not true at all. There is only one gamemode in TF2 and it is the art of trying hard on trade servers.

How to play Scout:

1. RUN

How to Play Soldier:

Since Valve buffs the soldier every update, Why not go for soldier? If they like soldier you should too!

1. Equip any Primary except the Direct Hit (we all know you can't use that)

2. Press W and M1!

How to play Pyro:



















Don't

This video explains the phenomena to the Nth degree: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQBi4FmS_04

How to play Heavy:

1. Hold down the left click button on your mouse

How to Play Engineer:

1. Press 4 to build ♥♥♥♥.

2. build a level 3 sentry.

3. RAPE EVERYTHING.

How to play medic:

This class is useless. Don't even bother with it. I'm sure Valve will remove it for you soon.

Sniper is by far the best class in the game. It is the most useful on all servers and if there is under 6 snipers on your team, you're paired up with a bunch of scrubs because everyone knows sniper is best.

How to play sniper:

1. Equip the Huntsman

2. Use the Huntsman

3. Be the biggest ♥♥♥♥ in the Universe

How to play Spy:

1. Equip the Dead Ringer

2. Run into No man's Land with the Dead Ringer

3. ???

4. PROFIT!!

This is how trading in TF2 works

To Wrap it all up, we know:

Don't be a