MORDHAU
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How to enjoy Mordhau
由 SpoopyWraith 制作
Here is a guide on how to get the most out of your Mordhau experience if you are a new player or a veteran alike!
   
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Step 1:
If you are new to the game, consider uninstalling and getting a refund as soon as you can. You accidentally spent money on a game that looks good but actually is a broken, abysmal mess. That's okay, it's hopefully not too late! Just contact Steam Support if you are having trouble refunding!
Step 2:
If you are a veteran to the game, chances are you have made a mistake. It is already too late to refund, but that is okay! Even simply uninstalling will save you hours of your life that you can use to do literally anything else! Even watching paint dry is a suitable alternative!
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Kasten 2020 年 3 月 17 日 上午 11:35 
576 hours of my mortal life wasted of this tit of a game, I thought to take some time to write a composition as a kind of kudos to this abomination of coding.

"Mordhau is a woefully ill-bred trollop and a putrid irredeemably boring pulp of stultifying inanity, its creation can only be worded as a sickly promiscuous disappointing and a maladjusted dull-witted derelict who if was a human, its birth certificate would be an apology from the condom factory, respectably" -The Duke of Vermont

I do not plan to stop playing it.
SpoopyWraith  [作者] 2020 年 3 月 16 日 下午 8:21 
Rat Man has a valid excuse.
SirButter 2020 年 3 月 16 日 下午 7:18 
Rat Man Approves but cannot uninstall as that will cause rat man to not be rat man anymore, and that is bad for Rat Man, really bad for rat man
bernardo 2020 年 3 月 12 日 上午 8:57 
based
SpoopyWraith  [作者] 2020 年 3 月 12 日 上午 7:58 
Part 2 is out!
quackcrazycoco 2020 年 3 月 11 日 上午 11:59 
when's part 2?
Bum Man 2020 年 3 月 11 日 上午 8:38 
Best guide period.
Reinborn 2020 年 3 月 10 日 上午 7:16 
I may have missed on the first step for I love memes and I stay for the memes.

:mhmordhau: E :mhmordhau: E dhau
phrog 2020 年 3 月 9 日 下午 1:55 
fuck this game
Egg_Runner 2020 年 3 月 8 日 下午 5:17 
This is honest to god the best guide I have ever read for this game.