To discover how to not die, first we need to understand what dying is so we can avoid it.

Dying is when you die. Your heart stops beating, you stop breathin, you're wheezin, and you're just over-all not having a good time, yeah?

Okay now that we have that covered, next subject.

So, you know what dying is, but what's trying to turn your squishy meat sack into a minced meat sack? Let's go over some names:

Grimbs, and grumps and grimbbles and glomps and these things.

Daleks,
Cybermen,
Cybermats,
The Zaralok,
Vashta Nerada.

These things are pokey and like to jab at your bits.

Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for! This is going to be the FATTEST KNOWLEDGE BOMB you've ever SEEN.

1. Don't die.

This has been how to not die. Thank you.