Crusader Kings II

Crusader Kings II

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How to ♥♥♥♥ Thou
由 Sirupy 制作
What does is mean to "♥♥♥♥ thou harlot in thy clickty clack".... noone truly knew in the past but now its all been unravelled in a new scripture written by a monk i am paying to write this. i am nuts an average peasant whom hath possesed thee ability to "♥♥♥♥ tho harlot in thy clickty clack".
   
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The clickty clacking
stage one: choosing the harlot:
if the harlot is of relative simply (when they of age) "right click" on their portrait and click "seduce *insert ♥♥♥♥♥ here*" then you begin your travels and adventures trying to seduce your fellow relative, which may be a long attempt at the beginning. if the harlot is some random hoe you hath picked up off the street then don't even try to ♥♥♥♥ that harlot as she has what i call "lovers pox". and last of all if the harlot is some daughter of a king then you click the button which is next to your portrait and arrange marraige with some hoe.

stage two:
now here comes the second part , in this part we dive right in to the practicle side of dealing with the
harlots in bed.

task 1 : make sure your sex appeal and general looks are up to par as if your an inbred, 1 legged , 1 eyed dwarf then just somehow brake game mechanics and plot to kill urself as there is no hope in this endevour.

task 2 : if you have just completed task 1 then congratulations now you have gotten into the finale , you will now learn how to handle the harlot in the bedroom. with this it depends on your attitude.
if your a kinky boy then you will need the cruel trait that way you will beet that harlot till the sunrise.
meanwhile if you hath possesed the "kind" trait then she will probably leave your room feeling like nothing ever entered her.

stage three: really there isnt a need to have a stage three so i guess if you "tumbled her" or "impregnated" her i guess thou penis has clicked her clickity clack

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Sofiaaa 2020 年 4 月 6 日 上午 7:46 
this guide is good i appreciate