INTRUDER ALERT! RED SPY IS IN BASE!

a red spy is in the base?!

HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT

Yo, lil' help?

alright. Step aside, son

INCOMING!

AAAAAAAAaa oh hey! the intelligence is still here!

Gentlemen?

*intro music*

Did any of you happen to kill a Red spy on your way here?

No?

then we still have a problem.

And a knife!

Oh those dimmadozen backstabbing scumbags. I've killed plenty of em.

No offense

If you've killed them, they're nothing like me. Or the man in this building.

What are you, president of his fan club or something?

No. That would be your mother.

*squeaks*

*stuttering*

And if we don't find him soon, he'll fuck US TOO

the man could be anywhere

it could be me, it could be you, it could even be-

What it was obvious

look, he'll turn red any second now.

ANY second now

See? Red! Oh wait, that's blood.

so we still have problem.

Alright who wants to find that spy?

Right behind you.

*outro music*