-Bandits are jerks
-Never Trust a Unicorn
-Never do shrooms
-Berrys are delicous
-Caves are scary
-Boulders are in the river
-Believe you can fly
-Don't bring along someone allergic to Bees
-There will occasionally be some Buffalo
-Tornados are Dangerous
-Choo-Choo!
-The Great Plains are Huge
-Woman in red dresses are mean
-Bandits have advanced technolagy
-The superior race Falcon punches
-Bring strong axles
-Don't get sick
-It's not gay, it's called serious friendship
-There is no water in the desert
-There is a giant squid. He won't rape you though
-Treasure is ♥♥♥♥♥♥
-This game has crabs
-Learn from Jurassic park
-Alieans
-Telling dirty jokes is healthy
-ZOMBIES AND ZOMBIE BUFFALO
-BUFFALO SMASH!
-Wolves smell blood
-It's a yeti
-BOOM! FIre was everywhere!
-Its cold
-Debris and Volcanos
-Ignore Stranger Danger when they are frozen
-Slow down and take life easy
-Ninjas can swing their sword sword
-Don't Drink and Drive
-You'll be freeeeeee.... FREEEEEE FALLIN
-Buffalo in the sky and in the water.
-Back to the Future
-Eagles. Merica. Whatever
-Croc-a-di-lay
-Im on a boat motherpioneer on a boat
-Rivers have boulders
-Bandits are Jerks