The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Think You've Beaten Skyrim? You're Wrong! (Oldrim Edition)
由 Sylver 制作
So, first off, I've moved this guide to Oldrim, as the community is somewhat larger and I wanted to share it with as many people as possible. As you can see, this guide took many months of scribework and even more in grams of fundip through the nose. Anyways, on to business--
Gather around, you lousy milk-drinkers. (I'm sorry if you drink milk please don't hurt me.) You may think you've done this thing called "beating Skyrim." Beating Skyrim is a myth, kids. Grow up. I'm here to explain to you why you haven't. Here's what you need to do.
   
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How 2 Skyrim
*Clears throat* Do the Companions main quests, Take out the Silver Hand, Do the Thieves Guild quests, restore the Guild to its former glory via radiant quests, do the Brotherhood quests, farm gold until you can fully restore the new Brotherhood HQ, do the remaining contracts from the Brotherhood, do the Greybeards quests to collect shouts, get every single Daedric artifact (even Hermaes Mora's), Do the four quests for the Divines at their temples, Join the Bards College, Join the College of Winterhold, assist everyone in the College. After maxing your Magic branches, complete the Master Magic quests. Join the Dawn Guard. Travel to Solstheim. Become Thane of all the holds. That's just the quests.

Become a god! Make full Daedric armor and Stahlrim weapons, apply enchantments to all of them (chaos and ice for the Stahlrim.) Then use the Alchemy-Enchanting-Smithing Loop Exploit to make them god weapons. Then test your mettle by jumping off the Throat of the World and any other suitable peaks you can find. Use Auriel's Bow to rain death to everyone you come across to increase that feeling of God Status. Then get all of the Master level spells and use them at the same time.

NAZEEM. Kill him with a soul-steal weapon and take his soul. Resurrect him with Dead Thrall. Use his soul gem to enchant a weapon with Soul Steal. Make him use this weapon to kill his own wife. Steal his wife's soul and enchant a weapon with it. Make Nazeem forever your slave duel weilding weapons containing both his wife's and his own soul. Proceed to kill Nazeem again and again in the most cruel and unusual ways possible. Take the weapon containing his soul and kill Nazeem using himself. DEATH TO NAZEEM.

Collect all the Dragon Priest masks. Collect the Dragon Claws. Complete "No Stone Unturned." Beat the Ebony Warrior. Perhaps you dabbled in Smithing to make armor and weapons. Try Alchemy, or Enchanting. Practice your Archery. Practice your Archery - Trickshot Edition. Get the Aetherium Crown, then use it's ability to spam the "daily" Resurrection ability you get from the standing stone and make a zombie army. Make a save, and slaughter everyone in Skyirm. Every. Last. Person. Read EVERY SINGLE BOOK. Then Alphabetize them. Shout goats off mountains. Try to find all the easter eggs (such as the headless horseman.) Steal every wheel of cheese in Skyrim. No one may have cheese but you, the Cheese Emperor. If you haven't killed him in the Civil War, duel General Tulius until the end of time. Go on a mass stealing spree and strip every house in a city bare. Sneak all the way to Black Reach without battling Falmer. Propose to every spouse in Skyrim and leave them standing at the alter. Fist fight everyone in Skyrim. Travel around Skyrim by horse. The random places and encounters you find will surprise you. Get a bunch of monsters chasing you and lead them to a town. Start a genocide. Choose a race, and slaughter everyone of that race in Skyrim. You may not kill anyone of any other race. This is difficult as if you're seen killing someone, everyone else will attack you. Finally, wonder why the H E C C you're still reading this.

But seriously, thanks for reading all the way though. If you have any ideas of fun things to do in Skyrim (or brutal ways to kill Nazeem) leave a comment. It means a lot.

Dedicated Nazeem Guide! https://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1936055560
48 条留言
LemoniusManuel 2022 年 6 月 7 日 上午 1:21 
dont forget to become jeff bezos so that you can quit your job and use all your time to make nazeems life horrible
✪ZakValentine✪ 2022 年 5 月 31 日 下午 3:52 
I read every single comment and this thread was a bigger mess than Jeb Bush
Nobody_Holme 2020 年 1 月 22 日 上午 4:49 
Use Nazeem's soul to enchant your boots, get mod to add corpse collisions, use Nazeem to kick his own corpse all the way from Markarth to Riften.
Bonus points if you didnt need to reload or kill anything on your journey, negative points if you drop him in a river (but bonus points if you can get him back out)
Flippy 2020 年 1 月 17 日 下午 8:56 
I really like the kill your own race Idea, but I think It's better if it was any other race except your own. (For example you're a nord and you're trying to kill all High Elves)
TheAxes 2020 年 1 月 12 日 上午 10:07 
I'm sure Nazeem approves of this Guide. Yeah. Definitely.
BATRAG 2019 年 12 月 23 日 下午 3:59 
@⚔ ADNEZAR ⚔ hasnt actualy beat skyrim hes lying he got all his achivements at the same time check his profile he hacked to get them all aand i be t he modified his time played folder what a loser haha
Bruxinth 2019 年 12 月 21 日 下午 11:12 
This has been an interesting case-study into the mind of a chaotic evil.
achloryn 2019 年 12 月 21 日 下午 7:53 
My favorite thing to do to Nazeem is to cast fury on him and let the guards kill him.

You know they're just itching for the chance. And at worst you only have to pay a 10 gold fine.
UltraEmailMan 2019 年 12 月 18 日 下午 9:43 
Nice touch with Nazeem. I'll have to do that on my next playthrough. My current use for his soul is my shield. He now has the honor of getting beaten to a pulp for the rest of eternity.
Nikusui 😗 2019 年 12 月 15 日 上午 4:29 
Thought it was gonna be another boring guide. Liked the Nazeem part. Nicely written.