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Race Condition 2

This test of Aperture Science Velocity Affirmation Gel (previously Aperture Science Non-non-toxic Anti-stick Cookware Coating) against Aperture Science Failure Discouragement Fluid includes one of our patented Test Subject Cognition Stimulation Chambers, designed to prevent potentially lethal mental degradation from repetitive testing conditions.

Note 1. We have replaced the Aperture Science Altitude Adjustment Platform with an Aerial Faith Plate to assist subjects in completing testing within the required twenty minute limit. Please note that over-operation of this assistive device may invoke penalties caused by possible catastrophic failure of high-torque componentry.