Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How to be a better man
由 biodtox 制作
By writing this guide I want to teach players that getting kills is not most important thing in game. Also some other things that are annoying.


   
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The "rules"
The "rules" are not set in any order (not importance or anything)

1. When someone charges at you with melee pull out your melee wep, don't use guns (exept spies, thanks to King Wiley for pointing that out). "What when demoknight charges at me?" You might ask, well answer is simple: Pull melee wep and show that you have some balls.

2. When someone doesn't shoot at you (I mean close-mid range) even when you shoot he might be friendly. Walk to him and when he still won't start attacking you he is friendly. Ignore him or stay with him and be friendly too. If he "backstabs" you (was just pretenting to be friendly) then he is just an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. (love censor look btw.)

3. Let heavy enjoy his sandvich. He should appriciate that and if he won't, tauntkill him next time.

4. There is a button called mute, if someone annoys you on mic use it. Don't be like: "Mute him!!!!!!!1"

5. Don't level up stranges (I mean kill idlers to get higher level of strange) because that is just pitiful.

6. Don't send trade requests to people that didn't say they want to trade something.

7. As medic don't heal only one teammate, heal everyone.

8. If you have lost just tiny bit of HP, try to look for other players coming to medikit that are in bigger need. When you will pick up medikit having a lot of HP and then see someone that needed it more than you, apologise.

9. Give sandviches to medics, just a reminder.

10. If you don't know for example russian, don't go to serv with this language. You won't understand anything and might end up kicked from serv from reason unknown to you.

11. Let people enjoy their taunts

12. Extinguish teammates (Using airblast/jarate/mad milk)

13. There is a thing called chat. You can communicate and stuff.

Well that's all but I'm open for suggestions. Please inform me about typos I made.
I might also add some screenshots later.
65 条留言
Professional Elephant Fister 2015 年 12 月 16 日 下午 11:02 
"A terrible guide" - Chef Terrible
[AGGC] Airforce Magical Spoy! 2014 年 12 月 8 日 下午 11:21 
It's Y gooshdammitz. (UNLESS YOU"RE A TROLL@)
biodtox  [作者] 2014 年 12 月 8 日 下午 12:35 
TBH I don't remember default chat button. I changed it years ago.
Matrix-Swe 2014 年 12 月 8 日 下午 12:22 
How do i use chat??
[AGGC] Airforce Magical Spoy! 2013 年 11 月 23 日 上午 3:23 
Man always when I'm being peaceful to people they just kill me or like they say that's how the game is just killing man they are just sick people care for killing. :P
Dr. Spacebar 2013 年 10 月 16 日 下午 8:21 
Also, it is good to spare Friendlies, unless you know they'll stab you in the back or freak out if you accidentally hit them while fighting someone else. Why spare them, you ask? Your Medic can't take out his Ubersaw on everybody! (Friendly Heavies can be a pal and Sandvich when a Medic comes at them with the Ubersaw, giving them a free Uber!)
Dr. Spacebar 2013 年 10 月 16 日 下午 8:17 
Rule #1 is stupid. No, I won't fight a Demoknight with a Melee weapon, that gives THEM the unfair advantage because they then have a better range than you as well as an automatic crit! To say nothing of those team-oriented Pyros that carry a Homewrecker because they care about their Engie. Do you want Pyros to die for caring about their Engie? DO YOU? YOU DO. YOU MONSTER.

Rule #3 is also stupid. Oh hey, let's let that enemy Heavy live so he can murder me (which he almost always will unless he's a Friendly), murder the Scout, find a Medic, murder the Sentry, murder the Demoman, murder the Engineer, murder the point, and murder everyone else during Humiliation.

Rule #11... well, okay, I admit that there are way too many Snipers that deserve to be taunted after being killed, but I'm still going to fry that Demospam before he can murder the Sentry.
123 2013 年 10 月 13 日 下午 7:07 
12. Just 12. Pyros never airblast me when I'm flaming. Why? Because they're idiots.
biodtox  [作者] 2013 年 10 月 13 日 上午 9:39 
What do you mean?
Saint Rubenio 2013 年 10 月 13 日 上午 9:01 
ah... if people do the rule 11... it's impossible to high five after a capture...