Q: What will you do if I break your leg?
A: Leggo your Eggo.

Q: What will you do if I let you inside?
A: Sidle up to your boss.

Q: What will you do if there's a raid?
A: Radio for help.

Q: What will you do tomorrow?
A: Row my boat.

Q: What will you do when I send you away?
A: Wait until Wednesday.

Q: Where are you going?
A: Inglewood.

Q: Where did you come from?
A: From Russia, with love.

Q: Where do you live?
A: Livermore.

Q: Where do you want to be tomorrow?
A: Rome.

Q: Where you born?
A: Borneo.

Q: Who died and made you boss?
A: Boss Hogg.

Q: Who gave you the right to knock on my door?
A: Doris Day.

Q: Who is the King of Siam?
A: Am I.

Q: Who said you were worthy?
A: The old gray mare.

Q: Who told you to come here?
A: Hieronymous Bosch.