Have you ever sat down and wondered, "Wow, how do I exist?"

Fear no more, because I will answer your inquiry.

Open your mouth. In case you've forgotten, here's what a mouth is:

In human anatomy, the mouth is the first portion of the alimentary canal that receives food and produces saliva. The oral mucosa is the mucous membrane epithelium lining the inside of the mouth.

Say 'i exist'. If you don't know how to talk, a guide will be coming a toliet near you within the next four hundred years.

You now exist. Congratulations.

I did step one and two and three and four and five and six and seven and eight and nine and ten and eleven and twelve and thirteen and fourteen and fifteen and sixteen and seventeen and eighteen and twenty and twenty one and twenty two and twenty three and twenty four and twenty five and twenty six and twenty seven and twenty eight and twenty nine and twenty ten and thirty seventeen correctly, but I still do not exist. What should I do?

Delete yourself from the archives.