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How to get a life: Advanced Tutorial.
由 OfficialSethRogen ✓ 制作
This guide will give you instructions to start getting a life, making friends, going out of your comfort zone.
Please, follow each of the following instructions or it might be harder and may come in conflict with the further instructions.
   
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Getting Started.
To start getting a life, you must set yourself in condition and be prepared mentally and physically for the further instructions/steps to come,
It's gonna be very complicated, you're gonna have alot of work to do, and more importantly.. follow each of every steps/instructions that will be given to you.

If you miss a step or dont understand it, read it again until you understand.

Thanks for following this guide with me, and i hope from the deepest of my heart that it will help you
getting a life, going out of your comfort zone, having more social interactions with people around you and getting friends.
Going out of your computer.
Here we are.. at the first step of our guide.
We will start by getting you out of your computer.

To get out of your pc, start by quitting everything you're currently doing on your computer, even reading that guide, put your hand on your mouse (Grab), while you're holding your mouse, start by pulling it to the bottom left of your screen, on the "window" icon, click on it by pressing the "MOUSE1" trigger button (usually used to shoot in videogames), press on the power on/off button, then turn off your computer, after that.. you got through one of the hardest part of this guide.
All that you will have left to do is get up your chair, this will take a whole processus.
Start by contracting your "Gastrocnemius" as well as your "Soleus", at the same time of doing that, use the strength of your arms to pull yourself up and stand on your legs (i recommend you grab your chair arms), try to stay in balance.. what you would want next is put one foot after the other so that you go forward.. now you're gonna have to concentrate there because this part is really technique, it will require alot of muscle syncing... if you followed every instructions correctly, you should be doing what people call "Walking", so i want you to walk to your door and grab the door handle, turn it in a way that the door lock unlocks, you should hear a "click".. dont worry, this is a good sign, it means you succesfuly unlocked the door, you can now go out of your room.
You succesfuly got out of your computer, congratulation.
You made it through an extremely complicated step but mainly a key step for the next part of our guide.
Getting prepared for going out.
To go out you must look good, fashion is really important in the outside world, your integration into society will depend on the image you reflect.
I'm gonna start by explaining you the basic outfits to wear outside, once you're trained and a bit more experienced you can start to change, try more clothes.. make your own style, but lets not get out of focus.
I would recommend you start by wearing a simple T-shirt, no design on it.. blank and white, with jeans and an underwear, that's the basic, once you're a bit more experienced you can wear caps, belts, sunglasses, etc, etc..
Alright alright.. you're gonna tell me you dont have a T-shirt nor a jean? it's alright, simply ask your mom.

Lets get a bit more advanced, we're going straight into fashion, so... what is fashion you may ask?

fashion
/ˈfaʃ(ə)n/
noun
1.
a popular or the latest style of clothing, hair, decoration, or behaviour.
"the latest Parisian fashions"
synonymes : vogue, trend, craze, rage, mania, mode, fad, fancy, passing fancy;
2.
a manner of doing something.
"the work is done in a rather casual fashion"
synonymes : manner, way, style, method, mode;

Now that you know what fashion is, let me tell you different brands for clothing, brands are really important in fashion, but it is also really expensive depending on the brand.
There's a list of all the different fashion brands, ranged from most expensive to cheapest.

Brand list:
1. Chanel
2. Burberry
3. Rolex
4. Hermes
5. Prada
6. Gucci
7. Dior
8. Dolce And Gabbana
9. Ralph Lauren
10. Versace
11. Giorgio Armani
12. Calvin Klein
13. Louis Vuitton
14. Martin Rose
15. Le Kilt
16. Paul Smith

I'm obviously not gonna list all of the brands, but that's for the most expensive, luxurious brands.
We apologize for any mistakes in our listing, please let us know of any mistakes.

Now that you know a little bit more about fashion, dressing up, i'm gonna show you a little video that could give you a hand having a better image in society.

Congratulations, if you're currently reading this, it could mean that you made it through this step of my guide, an important step to have a better integration in todays society.





GUIDES STILL IN WORK IN PROGRES
This is the a bit of the guide i'm currently working on, hope the little of what there currently is could start giving you a hand getting a life, enjoy.
6 条留言
visionaire 2020 年 6 月 26 日 下午 11:25 
Thanks, brudder! Most usefull guide overall in my life xd:heart_blue::heartris:
boingle flibber 2019 年 7 月 18 日 下午 4:03 
I don't need no life chief
OfficialSethRogen ✓  [作者] 2019 年 6 月 12 日 下午 1:08 
My friend, don't you worry no more.. you came to the right place, this guide is brought to you in the purpose to redeem to those kind of problems.
In the meantime, i'll shed a tear for you.. but not for long since you have this guide!
Mercuryon 2019 年 6 月 12 日 上午 11:17 
I've been outside before...
It wasn't nice without friends or someone nice...
OfficialSethRogen ✓  [作者] 2019 年 1 月 26 日 上午 7:24 
You're probably right, i think i should explain how to dress yourself up during winter season and explain how seasons/months, etc works outside, thanks alot for you advice.
And thanks alot for the positivity on this guide, it is rare people who actually make decent constructive comments.
I'm currently taking a break, so i'll continue the guide later lel :)
417 2019 年 1 月 26 日 上午 7:01 
Good job. I mean, this is starting to look like a really in-depth guide that's actually serious.

As for going out "step", what if I'm in Russia and It's really cold outside? (yes, almost always a t-shirt and jeans isn't enough for anything exept the summer) Add a note that this step only works if you live closer to the equator than this "af3ccted" guy