13/7/2013: Added Changelog and Random section.


2/7/2013: Wrote the guide with sections on Melee & Ranged Weapons, Monsters, NPCs, Misc, Abjectives.

Ultimate Weapon (a.k.a. Zanbato, Gamer Sword, JRPG Sword): This looks like Cloud's sword from FFVII. It is one of the strongest melee's in the game as it insta-kills humanoids and does decent damage to monsters.

Mjolnir (a.k.a. Mjollnir): A long warhammer. When Thor is spawned he will run to it. The weapon itself is extremely powerful.

Utility: Melee weapons aren't the best for killing monsters or clearing away objects - since you could easily use a ranged weapon to do that and not be at the risk of damaging yourself. They are really only used for tasks where you need to give an NPC an item to defend themself, I find.

RPG (a.k.a. Bazooka, Rocket Launcher): Very useful for when there are a large group of enemies as it can get rid of them easily.

Cap Gun (a.k.a. Toy Gun): STRONGEST WEAPON IN THE GAME WITHOUT A DOUBT. Why? Well for some reason, in the PC version of this game whether its due to the projectiles or not the Cap Gun is able to one-shot ANYTHING even if it has the "Invinicibility" abjective.

Utility: For dealing with monsters or clearing boulders and such or for giving an NPC a weapon to defend themself, you cannot go wrong with the Cap Gun due to the fact it is the most powerful thing in the game. The only other reason I listed the RPG is because it could potentially be more useful if there are a lot of enemies, but you can't go wrong with the Cap Gun.

Priest (a.k.a. Clergyman, Abbot, Bishop): This is a weird choice but what you have to realise are that ALL religious NPCs are invincibile in this game and cannot be harmed unless you use a Black Hole and the like.

God: Strong dude.

Death: The strongest NPC in the game, in the way that he will insta-kill anything he walks to and touches. The only way to defend against him is with the Force Field.

Utility: NPCs are mainly used for fighting battles you don't want to fight yourself or for distracting other NPCs (e.g. the Priest). Be careful when using Death as he can even kill you even if you have the "Invincible" abjective, the ONLY way to ensure you don't die is if you use the Force Field item which he can't break.

Thruster: Useful since unlike other 'flying' items, this one grants you the 'Fast' abjective, so you will fly around super fast and yeah is good ok.

Force Field: Deflects objects and dispels NPCs from reaching you. Also has an electromagnetic force.

Invincible/Omni-Potent: Does what it does and makes you or the object you are applying it to unable to be destroyed. ALWAYS have this on yourself (unless you want to be able to die) but be careful, some NPCs like Death can still kill you even with it on.

Strong: Apply this to weapons, monsters and the Force Field to increase their offense and defense.

Weak: Same application as "Strong" if you want to decrease their offense and defense.

Harmless: Neutralise any NPC entirely, e.g. Harmless Death will NOT be able to insta-kill you.

Supersonic: Travel fast.

Ionic: Electrifies the object.

Flaming: Sets the object on fire.

Inflammable: Prevents the object from being set on fire and will be immune to fire.

Frost/Fire Breathing: Useful combative ability, be CAREFUL of its range since it will hurt everyone.

Invisible: Sneaky.

Glowing/Illuminant: Object turns green, but you emit light.

List of Random Objects:
The purpose of this is to list all the random weird things in the game.

Pregnant Baby: Typing this in gives a baby, which is pregnant with another baby and as such will spawn one. Also you can ride it. What.

Brian Firfer + Brett Caird: These two are developers of the game. Spawning both of them next to each other will cause a GIGANTIC amount of Protest Signs to spawn which will quickly envelop and take over your screen.

Gymnast: You can stand on their heads, as a ladder and you can stack up as much as the level allows you.