Glad you asked, me. It's a Weaver guide made explicitly for YOU, Johnny! Here at Big Plays, Inc. we work around the clock to develop and guide the Next Meta (TM) into what we know is the best place for it to be, and our investigation into the intrigue that is Weaver has resulted in perhaps the biggest development in Next Meta (TM) history. We call it...

Good eye, Jimmy! Guess we gotta tell you now, huh.

THE BUGGED is a build for Weaver for those of you that share a common and entirely normal urge: the need to literally poop inside your opponent's brain and then climb inside and paint "I WON" in excrement all over their hippocampus. This is the second DotA 2 guide in all of human history to satisfy that exact urge (the first was lost with the Royal Library of Alexandria).

Well you came to the right place, Joey! Let's get started.

Grab the standard three branches, a salve and trees. For dessert monsieur we have the Ring de la Protection, for those who believe they will be facing a lot of harass, and the Circlet du Nobilitee, for the manly bug that takes what he wants. For this build, ideally you want to be safelane with a support, as you will easily snowball out of control with a good start. If necessary, you may go solo unsafe or even mid if you're feeling lucky and are also a punk.

In lane you wanna be maxing Skoochi first. This skill is your bread and diarrhea and is instrumental in the Art of Poops. Grab a level of Geminate for the harass and a level of Swarm at 4, levelling Time Lapse at 6.

Get those last hits, harass your opponents with Geminate and Skoochi, holla twice and obtain gold. Unfortunately they don't make gold fronts for interdimensional insects, so you'll have to settle for a Ring of Aquila. This bad boy gives you damage and mana and armor. Oh my.

Follow this up with a Ring of Health for dem regens and a Claymore for dat damage. Make your wood into a Fairy Boner if you are facing spell harass-holes. After these, grab booties for your footies.

WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE JOSE

Alright. You've maxed Skoochi, you've got your ult and a level of Geminate, you are maxing Swarm next so you can influence those early-game push teamfight things, and you have Aquila, Ring of Health, Claymore and boots. Jump in a defensive teamfight or two, chuck out the Swarm and Skoochi all over errybody. Cross your fingers you get some kills and scuttle back to boosting your creep score. You can push pretty good too, just be fast on that Skoochi time.

You should get some cash money. Spend it on finishing your Perseverance. This gives you mana regen, and Perseverance is both a crucial element of Linken's Sphere as well as a quality you need to possess if you wish to get your poop on.

After Perseverance, grab an Oblivion Staff for more damage and mana regen. This can be built into Orchard Benevolence (its active allows you to fertilise fruit trees that do not belong to you). Then make your booties into Arcanes for even more mana, allowing near-constant Skoochi-ing and Swarming, as well as the ability to Lapse out of near-any situation. Use these fantastic implements to further increase your GPM through farm, push, ganks and teamfights. Keep on track and your pooping shall be imminent.

Damn right, Jacques. Damn right.

With your money the next thing you want to build is a Shadow Blade. Then, the recipe for Refresher Orb. IT JUST GOT REAAAAAALLLLL

Shadow Blade lasts 12 seconds and has an 18 second cooldown. Skoochi lasts 4 seconds with a 2 second cooldown. It doesn't take a mathemagician to work out you are invisible for like 97% of the game from this point onwards. It is known that invisibility is synonymous with invincibility and therefore, 97% of the time, you are now a god. And gods do what they want. And you want to poop. And your ticket to Poop City is Refresher Orb.

THE USES OF REFRESHER ORB are the crux of this guide. When you feel cocky and cast Swarm with your eyes closed you might miss the battle completely. A clever man refreshes and hits all of his opponents. Unfortunately Swarm doesn't stack so if you hit 'em up the first time, your refreshed Swarm will just squiggle about looking pretty.

For a big ol' nukey time, Skoochi into your opponents for 150 magical damage, then Shadow Blade and attack for a bonus 150 damage, then quickly refresh and do it again for another 150 magical and physical damage. Damn son.

For the ultimate in brain poops and mind jukes, you refresh Time Lapse. They've been chasing THE BUGGED around for the whole game and now they've got a gem and they want you dead. Naturally you start running back to base, but they have predicted this! How clever they are, lying in wait. Aha! You have panicked and timelapsed, back into where they were also waiting for you! And now you're running towards their base! They are just so clever...but where is THE BUGGED? It has timelapsed a second time, three and a half seconds after its first Time Lapse, and is now home free.

Your opponents start screaming and crying. Poop slowly leaks from all of their rostral orifices. You have crushed the opposition and won the game. But it's not over yet.

If you somehow still have money, clearly you need some more mobility. Can't go wrong with a Blink Dagger. Be careful with one though; dying as THE BUGGED when you have a Blink Dagger is only redeemable by ritual suicide and/or a nice apology card to Big Plays, Inc. for tarnishing the Next Meta (TM).

Alternatively, you can start buying Dagons. This is truly despicable and your opponents shall have your name burnt into their retinas for all of eternity. 1900 damage in 1.5 seconds ain't nothin' to ♥♥♥♥ wit.

And I hope you enjoy that feeling, Jamie. Once you have tasted cask strength despair, your thirst will be insatiable. Pooping in brains will consume you if you let it. Be stronger than that.

...And if you're not stronger, here's the link to the in-game guide. Subscribe to use it in-game if it is not at the top of the suggested guides yet. But it will be up there. That's a Next Meta (TM) guarantee.

http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=155946027

We sincerely hope you enjoy your time as THE BUGGED.