Warning: this game contains adult situations, violence, sex, and grotesque graphics including in detail defecating. Some images will depict such actions and the walkthrough/achievements will list some verbatim about the subject of excrement. You have been warned about the content and if you do not wish to view such material you should not continue on with this guide. This game contains butts and fecal matter, avoid it and this guide if you wish to avoid such subjects.

A note on achievements, that they do not pop until after the game has been closed!

There are also different paths that can be taken. I have reproduced the information for those sections in the guide the best I can.

I made this guide because as part of the gaming community every game should have a decent guide for walkthrough help and for achievement hunting to aid other gamers who may need the assistance, regardless of the content or quality of the game. I do not endorse or condone the content in this game.

There might be some other scenes that I have not discovered yet. But I think this is a majority of them along with the routes you go down with the decisions you make to get to them.

This guide contains spoilers about the story and how to beat the game including specific scenes.

Pressing Enter will skip some playable scenes.

Pressing V will produce a diarrhea spray of fecal slime. “Diarrhea Spray”
Holding down right mouse button for a time and releasing it will shoot a poop projectile. “Poop Shoot”
Left click to use or pick up an object.
Double click left mouse button for rapid fire.
Press Q and E to move item forward or backward.
Space Bar makes you excrete a long turd. “Long Turd.” It will also allow you to jump sometimes.
R reloads a weapon.
Press the middle mouse wheel will allow for zooming/aimed shot.
Pressing ESC will bring up keyboard controls and menu.
Pressing I will invert the mouse movement up and down.
Press L will sometimes make it go to first person mode, meaning your but cheeks will not visible.
Press C will clench cheeks together in some parts of the game.
Pressing CRTL will bring out or put away a weapon if in use.
Pressing left shift will sometimes make you run faster.
The worst part of this game is not having a pause option and as far as I can tell no subtitles so it's very difficult to hear any of the conversation.

Walkthrough & Achievements

You play as the main character Johnny, but other characters too you can tell the difference by the tattoo on their rump.

Achievement:

Liquid Fudge! -Take a diarrhea dump.


Press V and spray all over the place, nowhere specific.
First achievement is unlockable in the first room you find yourself in, which is the menu hub. All you have to do is press V and spray away.

Scene: You find yourself in a bathroom, off to the side you see letters on the wall. These are your stages. Left clicking will bring up the sheets of paper for you to choose. Some of these levels have alternative paths while playing them in game, I will be writing the method on how to complete the chapters aka “sheets” and their sub missions with the emphasis on getting the achievements in progress of doing so.

You start by going up an elevator. Once at the top proceed forward. The butler will walk into the room and will have a machine gun on a tray for you. Otherwise there isn’t anything in the room. You can left mouse click on the computer and see some camera feeds. There is a lot of grenades lying around the room and on the butler’s tray. You can use those, so pick up as many as you can, and you do that by pressing G. It seems to glitch a lot for me and after the first time using one doesn’t work anymore. If you run out of ammunition, hit the left Ctrl button and a new assault rifle will spawn out of your butt to pick up and use. Left clicking on the red button on the right will make the steel shutter go up and down.


Before we go out and explore the training facility up top, grab some stuff and head back into the elevator to go down. You come to an underground facility. Let’s explore it. Go forward and you’ll see a gribble in a robotic suite working on the Stork GN2 NATO. It can’t be killed, but interesting to find. Not sure what is being typed on the tablet.


Back at the training facility. Go in and you can explore around for a bit. There is a door directly to the right if you go through it and head to the back you find a room that resembles the introduction/menu screen. Across the way is some clown mouth with a button that doesn’t appear to work. You can use your poop shoot and hit the teeth to make the eyes light up, but that’s as far as I’ve been able to tell you can do with it. It does say danger high voltage with something in the back of its mouth like a shooting barrel or something, but I can’t seem to get it to do anything. To the left is a red button and metal shutter door. If you wait enemies will come. Sometimes it will be a turd man which will swallow you whole with it being a one hit kill, other times it will be a red ghast that will catch and devour you, if you get swallowed by a ghast you must shoot it’s insides to burst out, but you return to the very beginning, and sometimes a skeleton will catch you and penetrate your butt with its skull first all the way up until it’s all inside you…ouch, talk about a boner in your bum. The turd man needs to be shot in the head, the ghast needs to be outrun, but you can use poop shoot and poop spray to kill him, unless you’re swallowed by him, then shoot the insides, the skeletons can be shot dead.


Going through the shutters on the left with the red button, there is an outdoor area. You can also wait for a while near the door shutters and see a skeleton hand will come down and open the button. You come to a road with a semi truck passing along from time to time which can kill you, enemies, and the butler. Continue forward into a room with Baby Edward. If you shoot the baby you respawn outside. This is pretty much just a tournament area where enemies just keep spawning as far as I can tell.


Best Way To Train Is To Shoot The Butler

The Most Painful Way To Die In The Game

WTF Orgy Glitch. They’re all having an orgy looking at my precious seductive poopy booty! Whatever turns you on I guess.

Act 1: Mother Dumpest

Scene 1: Starts off with a scope view from behind Hitler. Take a shot using left mouse button. This is NOT the achievement for killing Hitler, which is often mistaken!

Scene 2: Medical laboratory on a gurney. Press V to diarrhea on stuff.

Scene 3: You’re lying on a ship deck on the ground. Just wait for some time to pass.

Scene 4: The Outhouse. Press space to dump. What you need to do is left click to close door latch on the right side of the door looking at it, repeatedly when the dark magic opens up the latch. There are other things you can play with in here. But that is how you beat the scene. Another way to beat the scene is to pick up the shotgun to the right hand side, wait for the door to open and blast the clown with it.There is no denying that a shotgun blast is a much more satisfying short term solution to a clown infestation, than just keeping a door latch closed.

Act 2: Clown Cometh
Achievement:

Clown Killer-Dash the clown to the rocks.


You have to have the clown pursue you until the end. Then when you cross on the bridge at the end you must destroy it with him on it, after you are safely across it, thus resulting in the clown being killed. I recommend using the shotgun and the poop shoot for that part and striking the bridge. I don’t think the clown has to be on the bridge as much as it just has to be destroyed with him on it or before he crosses it.

Scene: You are being chased by Carthage the Clown, while riding in the back of a bicycle drawn wagon. You can use the right mouse click to poop shoot the back of the driver to make the carriage go faster. You also can operate the mounted shotgun on the back of the wagon by left clicking. You can use the same poop shoot to strike the water towers to the left and right sides to make them sprout water and force the clown to slip. You can also use the poop shoot to strike bridges with barrels overhead to slow down the clown. If the clown gets close you can always use your diarrhea spray and poop shoot. You must outrun the clown in the pursuit. Be careful not to knock the barrels on the driver and kill her. Be careful at the end of the level when you reach the bridge if the bycicle is going too fast you will flip it and die and have to do it all over again.

Act 3: Eat Your Gribbles
Achievements:

Lil' Gribble Nibbler-Feed Baby Edward a Gribble.


After the first part of the scene feeding the potatoes, you will be asked to feed baby Edwards some gribbles. The easiest way to do this is to push the button so some gribbles drop down. Then looking behind you open the meat grinder. Put a gribble in and close the lid. This will automatically grind the gribble into some gribble bits. Then pick up the gribble bits one at a time and feed the baby. It should only take a few. You can also use the deep fryer to fry a gribble and feed it to the baby as well by dropping a gribble into the frying cage, click its handle to lower it into the fryer, and after a moment click on the handle to bring the cage out of the fryer, and then finally click on the basket part so you can grab the fried gribble.


Good Night... -A poisoned bottle, a sleeping prince.


The third part of this scene involves grabbing the baby bottle and feeding it to the baby. Successfully do this and you get the achievement.

Scene: Just a side note that the cut scenes often get in the way of trying to feed baby Edwards.During this level you see cuts scenes of Stork GN2 NATO, he appears randomly throughout the game. While doing this level be aware to not knock over or knock away the baby bottle. First part is to feed the Baby Edward some potatoes, If the baby does not get food it begins to cry and will eventually get you killed. To do this there is a dispenser to the left of you with a red button above it. Press and the potatoes will fall. Pick up the food and then using the E to make it come closer to you and the Q to make it go away from you feed the child. Then you will be asked to feed the Baby Edward some Gribbles. Same process as before, hit the red button, then the easiest way is to feed the Gribble into the meat grinder behind you. Put the Gribble inside it and close the lid to make some gribble bits. Then feed Baby Edward the Gribble bits. You will have to do this a few times. Don’t forget to open the meat grinder after using it when putting in another Gribble. You can also put the Gribble in the frying cage and click the fryer handle to lower it into the fryer. After a moment. Click on the fryer handle and it will raise it up into the air, click on the basket part of it and it will face towards you so you can grab the fried gribble if not drop it onto the plate. Click on the fried gribble and you can feed it to Baby Edward. Then the third part is using the baby bottle on Baby Edward. All you have to do is pick it up and feed it to him. Feeding him the bottle advances the scene, if the baby cries too much, your head explodes and dying also apparently advances the game to the next scene.

Act 1: The Last Gribbles

Scene 1: You are on a ship in a room with a female, called The Mother Mass, hanging from the ceiling. Walk to her and she will tell you to go down into the hold. Go down into the hold. Turn 180 degrees and exit the door behind you. Turn left and go down the wooden hatch door with the stairs. Turn right and go through the cargo hold until you reach a door. You will appear before a creature sitting on a platform above you, and your butt cheeks get tenderized with some mechanized paddles. After that you will be lowered via elevator.

Scene 2: Then you appear in a sewer system. Some areas are blocked off by walls of poop. You can use your poop shoot to hit the valves and destroy them, which will destroy the poop walls next to them. Go forward. At the crossroads take a right. Go forward to the end of the tunnel and you will find a large round creature blocking the path to the left, which is where you want to go. Use your poop shoot or just push him to knock the round creature back into rotating fan at the end of the tunnel to dice him up. Proceed forward until come across a poop wall and poop shoot the value next to it on the right to clear the wall. You will see a path to the right, which is where you want to go but in front of you is a second poop wall, take this one down too. Go down the hall to the right to a T-intersection. Go to the left and clear the poop wall and then head down the right path. There is an enemy behind this poop wall and you will need to shoot and spray at it while back stepping in order to kill it, use a combination of the diarrhea spray and poop shooting. If it penetrates you, you die.

Act 2: The Brown Seas

Scene: You return back in front of the creature on the platform. Proceed forward underneath him following the pathway. Through the door there is a human sized gribble to attack, the mother mass will kill the gribble. Go forward and around the corner to the right. Head up the stairs and go through the center door to meet the mother mass. After she is done talking, now you have to look for the captain. He is found on top of the ship. Best way to get there is to exit the center cabin towards the front of the ship and take a right. Round the corner and go up the stairs on the starboard side. At the top of the stairs are some more stairs to the right, jump up onto the roof and keep climbing them. At the top is a human sized gribble with a weapon and the captain who is a flying gribble. Kill the human gribble and the captain will fly back to the front of the ship at the bow to retake the wheel. As you approach the captain, the ship will become under attack. Go to the stern or rear of the ship. There is a cannon in the back and some cannonballs. You must load the cannonballs into the cannon. The lid will close automatically and fire, but you will have to manually reopen the breech to insert a new cannonball. After this return to the captain and now you will need to activate the spotlight on the roof. To get to the spotlight, head to the starboard stairs and climb up like before when you were trying to find the captain. The spotlight will be towards the bow just above where the captain is at the wheel.

Act 1: Annalus Portalis

Scene: You start off as a little Gribble. Follow your friend through the child’s toys and room, but beware a baby Edward or a ghast is looking around the room for you. You‘ll be led into a cave like area with at the end some sort of red light. As you proceed closer, the room will fill with poop and you will be excreted out the way you came in. This cave is a butt hole apparently.

Act 2: Cradle To Grave
Achievement:

Ghast Repeller-Survive a night of Ghasts.


Part of the mission. Survive the ghasts and beat the scene and the achievement will unlock.

Scene 1: You are in a baby crib and ghasts will start to attack you. Use a combination of diarrhea spray and poop shoot to damage them. Keep an eye out in all directions. I recommend tossing everything out of the way or breaking everything as possible early on before they arrive in order to clear out space so you can see the ghasts appear much earlier. Multiple ones will attack you at once and some are hard to see being black and blending in with the shadows. Lot of times the debris will get in the way and you can’t see what the heck is going on. There is also a ghast that comes in from the window from time to time so keep an eye out. Best place is the shoot them in the eye with the poop shoot. There is also a gribble execution toy you can play with to guillotine a male and female gribble should you like for entertainment purposes. If you fail you get devoured by the ghasts.

Scene 2: You find yourself in a bathroom with a man talking in a room in front of you. Looks similar to the introduction/menu bathroom. You can play around with some of the things in the bathroom. After the conversation, a monster comes in and attacks. You can try to blast it with your special fecal powers but it catches you.

Act 1: Oma And Opa
Achievement:

Brittle Bones-Trip your Grandmother down the stairs.


When you come to the part when you slide down onto the ground in front of the top of the stairs, off to the left are some toys. Grab one and point it down the stairs. A grandparent will come up the stairs and now is the time to drop it. If it’s the ball, it will tumble down the stairs and knock her out. You can also put an item in the way in front of the rails to trip the second grandparent in his wheel chair carting towards you. Both of the grandparents are supposedly called the false grandparents, and they are the people or family that live on farm.

Scene: You find yourself in a baby wagon that you are controlling by yourself. Cart your way through the door in front of you. There is a creature holding its own head in the room. You can click on the head if you’d like to hear what it says. Then you must continue down the hall and to the left. Mostly you have to take your time going down this hallway. If you see a cabinet open, even slightly, quickly slide backwards and blast the area with fecal slime and bullets, as if trying to reclose the cabinet door that opens. If the cabinet opens an arm grabs you. Be careful of tipping over or glitching through the walls. You will come to a door and you go through it. In the back right of the room is another door. You will slide out of the wagon onto the floor. The grandfather on top of the stairs has to be killed. If the grandma makes it up the stairs, she will go into the bathroom with your brother in it and close the door. Then something happens and the grandmother is killed and some supernatural force protected your brother. If you knocked out the grandmother, the scene ends.

Act 2: A Dinner Of Heroes

Note: This scene has a choice to be made in regards to devouring a gribble or not. It will effect the playthrough, so i have divided it into a Path 1 and a Path 2. Path 1 involves cooking and eating the gribble and Path 2 involves not harming the gribble (See Other Scenes at the end of the guide).

Scene: You are at a dinner table and it’s your birthday. There is a caged gribble hanging above a pot of boiling water. You can cook him or not. If you don’t want to cook him, then this is mostly just a waiting part. First is to click the button on the pot which will drop a caged gribble but not into the pot. Shooting the cage with the poop shoot or shooting the wooden board on the ceiling the cage is attached too will make the scene go faster. Of you can just wait for the scene to end itself without doing anything. The lights go out and his fellow gribbles come to his aid and release him while the lights turn out. Then blow out the candle on your cupcake with the left mouse button. If you wish his painful demise, click the button for the pot and use the directional buttons to get the cage to land in the boiling water. This may take once or twice. Then feast on the gribble. Yummy. You see a cut scene of the gribble inside your stomach. If you decide to not cook him it leads to a different path at Act 3 Murder of Crows. I mention this below in the guide as Path 2. The first path, the path below, is if you digest him, which I believe is the way the story is supposed to go. See "Other Scenes" at the end of this guide to see how the progression for not devouring him goes.
To Kill AKA Path 1:
To Not Kill AKA Path 2:

Act 3: Murder Of Crows
Achievement:

Angel in the Oak-Defend the Pit until Latrine is reformed.


Defend the kid from the spawn coming from the pit. None of the creatures must leave the pit.

Path 1:

Scene 1 Take 1: You find yourself in a barn with people. Go out the door in front of you into the cornfield. Follow the kid to the center red light. There is an adult male there as well in front of a pit speaking or using somesort of enchanment. Attack the wheel barrel with poop shoot which will kill the adult. Then spawn will rise from the pit. You must attack them. They must not hit the child. They must not exit the pit. Avoid killing the kid by accident and inadvertenly falling in the pit. Best strategy is to go around the pit in a circle and use your poopy special talents. Click the mouse wheel to activate aim which works best. Sometimes you have to hit them in the body to knock them down and sometimes it seems you have to hit them in the head to knock them down.

Path 2:

Scene 1 Take 2: The Gribble is not killed at the birthday party dinner time from previous chapter and escapes. You start and go forward to the pit only to find the adult not there. Once you run to the Pit where the adult is usually waiting, he will not be there. Instead a white light will move you onto the next chapter called “Ole” Poop Shoot. That chapter is listed further at the end of the guide. (See Other Scenes at the end of the guide).

Note: If you brother Joseph dies during this scene, for example, by you Poop Shooting him, ♥♥♥♥♥ (Poops) Of The Father Act 3: Murder of Crows, then he will not appear being burned alive on the left side of the ground during The Longest Deuce Act 2: Dear Johnny. Nor will he appear in the underground sewer right after that Act 3: War Is ♥♥♥♥ (Poop). It's more of an FYI. You can see my brother laying on the ground dead in the picture. This also applies to the Other Scenes section “Ole” Poop Shoot Act 1: Poop Shoot, You can see that he is missing from the stairs on the left in the picture.

Act 1: Barbara

Scene: Carnival like area. A man and his family are in danger of being cannibalized by a woman sucking in food to practice for a gribble devouring contest. Use your aimed poop shoot and hit the pipe above the cigar smoking person. With the whirlwind now gone you can explore there area. There’s a smack-a-booty game. Press the button and use the left mouse button to smack away. You can use the cannon as well with a left click. Then a middle mouse wheel to zoom, then a right click to shoot a brain. When ready to end the scene approach the cigar smoking character. The two decided to get married and she, Barbara, devours him.

Act 2: Dear Johnny

Scene: You appear in a war scene in an outhouse again. This time as a soldier. Grab the gun once your pants come off and then the door blasts open. Once the plane crashes and skeletons show up there’s also like a Nazi grim reaper. Use the mouse to shoot the gun and kill the grim reaper and hit the skeletons in the head. Alternatively, you can shoot the solider on the right side burning alive. Once the skeletons come, the nazi grim reaper, as usual will wait next to the makeshift cross. When he attacks shoot him. The solider you shot will rise from the grave and help defend you. Be warned a skeleton can also come up the toilet at this scene who needs to be pacified.

Act 3: War Is ♥♥♥♥ (Poop)

Note: Just like with devouring the gribble, killiing Hitler or not makes you go down different paths. I will break it up into two paths here to make it easier for review. Path 1 will involve killing Hitler and Path 2 will involve not killing Hitler.

Achievement:

Fillet the Führer-End the war early and save millions.


Use the American flag in the undergroud sewer system and ram it up the Furher's bum. You have to turn around at the begininng of the level to find the flag and the toilet will be right above you.

Path 1:

Scene 1: At the start of the scene, do a 180 degree turn in the soldier sewer hole. Grab the USA flag and raise it into the air as high as can go. You should be able to penetrate the butt, but if not then jump up and ram it up Hitler’s butt, killing him. Then run to the opposite side of the trench and hide. Some explosions will be dropped down the toilets and go off but you will survive if you are at the far end.

Scene 2: Then you wake up in a room with Men In Black with some dialogue in reference to getting back to your pregnant wife and about being silent about the incident and your brother still being alive.

Scene 3: Then right after there is a scene where you are in a dark room with someone talking. After the pitch black scene, which will have red flashes.

Scene 4: Then you find yourself in an outhouse, again, wearing military pants. If you wait too long an alien will attack you through the front door, and another creature will attack through the rear door, one will attack through the ceiling door, and one can attack you from the toilet hole. First close the lid on the toilet. You can use the lighter on the right to light the candle further right, keep it near the candle in case the candles blow out, which will happen sometimes, so keep track of where that lighter is. Click the window behind you and repeatedly use the pulley at the top to pull a wooden box up the line. You’ll be able to pick up a metal beam, which you can use to barricade the front door, the ceiling, or the back window. In the glass jar, once you move it close to you, you can use the key on either of the two cabinets on the left side or the cabinet on the right side. The right side cabinet has a flare gun and bullet that needs to be loaded into it. The left side tall corner has a note and some shells. The smaller left side cabinet contains a bottle with some unknown pills. There is a shotgun with one round on the right side. Pick up with left mouse click on the spare round and use E to draw it close. Press R to open the shotgun and R again to hopefully load the shell into it, the second slot. On the upper left is a bottle, you can combined it with a rag on the right side floor and light it to make a Molotov cocktail. How to complete this scene. Light both candles. Close the lid on the toilet. Grab the key from the jar and open the cabinet on the right side, the one with the flare gun, grab it and pull the bullet towards you to load it into the gun, all you have to do is bring it into you. Press ctrl and it will go back in its spot. Next grab the shotgun and load a second round from where the lighter is found on the shelf into it. There should also be a third round that can be picked up on the floor on the right side, load it in the same way, so now three shells are loaded. Ontop of the cabinet to the left take the bottle and put it on the floor on the right side. Use the rag to make a Molotov cocktail. Open the rear window and use the pulley. Place the beam on the ceiling holders. Wait for creature to come to the front door and shoot it dead with shotgun. If the creature comes from the rear window shoot it dead too or try to use diarrhea spray to kill it, you may have to open it for him to come then slay him. A creature will come from the toilet. Blast it with the second shotgun shell. Then light the cocktail and toss it down there. After a while someone should open the door and take you into custody.

Scene 5: There is a fire in the distance with gribbles around it. A deer shows up. Shoot the deer with your left or right mouse button and its head will fall off. The gribble leader will wear the head.

Scene 6: Go to work. Go forward out of the room, you will come across a person wearing antlers, the Stagman. Backtrack and open a cage door on the left. You don’t have to go forward all the way to se the stagman, you can exit the house veer right and head straight for the truck. Continue forward until you reach the car and hit “F” to get in vehicle and drive. Press “H” for hint, directional arrow on where to go, in general. Drive forward following V arrow may need to look down to see it. You can ram the enemies. Your vehicle can be destroyed too by the way if one of the creatures lands on the hood of the truck. You can press F to exit the vehicle and explore too if you want. You will cross some bridges to the next scene. Then the scene ends. After this you move to the chapter Incorporeal Asscension Act 2: Gribb-Gone.

The Longest Deuce Act 3: War Is ♥♥♥♥ (Poop)

Path 2:

Scene 1: Alternatively, head to where the achievement is. You’ll need to talk to the person against the wall near the flag, a soldier named Joseph. Don’t use the flag for the achievement, after a while the scene will end after the conversation and Hitler gets away. This takes you a different path then the above.


Scene 2:
Noote: Once again with the next scene we have two different divergent paths. I will stick the Path 1 and Path 2 respectibly, but hopefully not confusing. Path 1 involves not killing your wife, Path 2 involves killing her.

Achievement:

Patience, Patience...-Refrain from murdering your wife!


In the scene, don’t kill your wife with the shotgun when she’s delivering babies into the outhouse hole. Killing her will lead to a second path which will be followed through after this path.

Scene 2: You are in an outhouse. Press space to give birth, repeatedly. Just keep doing it, red eyes will appear in the abyss, and the husband shows up. You can shoot her or hold her until the police show up to take her into custody. The scene ends. For this path was want to keep her alive. Keeping her alive, will move you onto scene 3.

Scene 3: You are Barbara the host of a cook show. You can gribbles in the oven and in the blender, not sure how to activate it. You can use the dough on the pans to make a bottom layer of crust. Then you can put a gribble in the oven and cook it, then put it in the pie pan, add another layer of dough and put it in the oven to cook. After a while, pull it out and it is done. You don’t have to cook them you can place them in the crust dough alive and cook them. None of the cooking seems to matter for the scene. A creature shows up and floods the room with sludgy stuff and a creature taking Barbara, ending the scene. From here you end up at the Incorporeal Asscension Act 2: Gribb-Gone.

Act 4: Scheissamann

It starts with you in a broken down outhouse on the front lines with a flashback then to the soldiers who were burning outside the outhouse in the chapter The Longest Deuce Act 2: Dear Johnny and someone being showered with fecal matter, the shizamann. This chapter is more of a cut scene about your brother, The Shizamann, and it then leads to A Love That Grew In Night Soil Act 1: Sons.

I know the previous chapter could have been placed here as well, but since it carried over from The Longest Deuce, I figured it would be best to have Path 1 with Barbara alive in it and then carry on over to this chapter with Part 2 Barbara is murdered.

Path 2

Act 1: Sons

Scene 1: You are in an outhouse. Press space to give birth, repeatedly. Just keep doing it, red eyes will appear in the abyss, and the husband shows up. Shoot and kill her. The scene ends.

Scene 2: Killing her, you are now in a wheelchair and you will have to find an axe. Look down and you can see a shotgun which has no ammo by the way. At the crossroads intersection. Going forward will take you to the farmhouse. A vehicle will crash into you and kill you, so don’t go straight, and yes it is possible to not get hit by the vehicle but it ends up being a dead end. Not sure if it is a glitch but I was able to pass through the door. Only thing there was a blank black sheet of paper. Take a left and find a shed with a key on the table. Going down the right side of the intersection is a door you can use the key on. Head and you will find an axe. Get caught by the Stagman and become BBQ in a furnace. Quickly go up and grab the axe on the right side and flee back the way you came to the area you started at. There is a shed/outhouse there, enter/click on it to go to next scene. There are some shotgun shells near the axe is you are quick and brave to grab and load them you can kill the Stagman.

Scene 3: Bloody Outhouse with Barbara’s head in it on a pole with an axe in the top of it, some of her bones laying about, and much bloodier. Basically a repeat of Act 3: War Is ♥♥♥♥ (Poop) Path 1 Scene 4 listed in this guide which will take you to Incorporeal Asscension Act 2: Gribb-Gone.

Path 3 AKA Side Note: There actually is a third way to complete the Act 1 Sons. If you choose to not give any births during the pregnancy scene, she is not in the outhouse when Johnny opens the door and you don’t get to choose if she lives or dies. Instead you go to Act 2: A Dump In The Dark Scene without her severed head in the picture.

Act 2: A Dump In The Dark

It’s a cutscene that gets you to the outhouse scene that may or may not be bloody with Barbara’s head, bones, and more blood than the above version where you don’t kill her or have the cutscene with her. Same pattern of repeating what to do in Act 3: War Is ♥♥♥♥ (Poop) Path 1 Scene 4 listed in this guide which will take you to Incorporeal Asscension Act 2: Gribb-Gone. Please note if you did not kill Barbara her body parts will not be scattered about. If you murdred her, that's when it's all bloody with her body parts laying around. Also note that at the end of the scene when the person shows up at the end, if you have any ammunition left, you can kill him.

Act 1: Stagman

Scene: 1 There is a fire in the distance with gribbles around it. A deer shows up. Use the left or right mouse button to slay the deer and its head will fall off. The gribble leader, maybe Baby Edward or a large gribble, will wear the deer head.

Scene 2: Go to work. You can press CRTL and pull your revolver out too at any time during the level. It takes two full clips to kill a stagman with that method though. Go forward out of the room, you will come across the Stagman wearing antlers. Backtrack and open a cage door on the left. You don’t have to go forward and see the Stagman, you can just leave the house and go right if you want. Go forward until you reach the truck and hit “F” to get in vehicle and drive. Press “H” for hint, which is a directional arrow on where to go, in general. Drive forward following V arrow, you may need to look down to see it. You can ram the stagmen. Your vehicle can be destroyed too by the way if one of the creatures lands on the hood of the truck, it gets tipped over, or slams into stuff too hard. You can press F to exit the vehicle and explore too if you want. Before you pass the gas station heading north, if you take a left and head west you will come across the carnival area if you get out and cross the wooden bridge. Nothing to do there though. Head to the north pass the gas station. You will cross some bridges to the next scene.

Act 2: Gribb-Gone

Scene: You arrive at a mansion in your truck. You enter the door and there is a butler holding a tray. Feel free to kill him if you like, but the game glitches a lot if you do and you probably won’t be able to advance. Press control to whip out your firearm. Enter through the door in the back of the mansion. You come to a room full of vases. Once you enter any room from here on forward including hallways, you won’t be able to go back, they lock behind you. Gribbles will attack you coming out of the vents you must kill them. If too many get you they will climb on you and beat you and your bum with instruments to death. Besides the revolver, and hit the “G” button to do a special attack, an explosive turd bomb. It can also launch you into the air without harm. You can hold the F button and release gas/fart, near the torches your bottom can be used like a flamethrower. You can also use your poop shoot when ammo is empty and you haven’t reloaded yet. The ammunition is also unlimited. There are a few waves you have to do in this room. Then a mother gribble will appear and she will be dropping poisonous breast milk which will kill you very quickly. Just run a head of her some distance, turn around, shoot, and run away reloading. Repeat and you should have her beat soon. Continue through the door at the other end from the entrance door. Upon entering the hallway gribbles will attack from the other end of the hall running towards you. Shoot them down. You come to a next room, where the ever so useful butler is waiting for you in a room with a table and bodies. Just keep moving forward to the next hallway. More gribbles are there charging you. You come to a large hallway with columns. Gribbles are attacking the door at the end of the room in rebellion. Most of them die in a trap explosion connected to the door. Proceed forward. There is a door on the right. Go through it and forward.

Act 3: Mausoleum Of Gold

Scene: Enter the room and go through the right door and down the hall to meet the butler. And yes you can shoot and kill him if you so much desire. Enter the room on the left and head to the back. There is a chest there. Inside is an Egyptian staff. It is hard because of all the obstructions but you need to take it back to the room with the butler and place it in its slot above the door. The door to the right contains nothing of value. In front of you is a statue with a splitting lance for a weiner, actually it is like a very sharp and pointed version of the medieval pear of anguish. Once you pass it it will chase you. You must go down the hallways full of wood blockades. The worst part is the jumping, you can fail a jump and get stuck between two wood logs meaning you are about to be penetrated to death. The trick is to jump and then move forward.

Act 4: Cheeks Of Light

Scene 1: You start in a hallway with stomach aches from needing to take a dump. Some gribbles come down the hall, slay them. Do not go and sit on the toilet. This activates all the enemies and you’d have to kill them all at once. It’s a beginner’s trap. Kill all the creatures first, they are like mummies. Shoot and kill them all, the bigger ones take a few hits to go down. There are like 23 in frames or display cases. Once all dead scene ends, you may not even have to kill them all. Or you can take a dump in the center throne for a toilet and activate all the enemies. If you do use the center throne to activate the mummies then killing the two large ones will progress you to the next scene.

Scene 2: You are in a wheelchair and you have to slide down a slippery slope with wheels on your chair that feel like ice skating shoes on ice. Not to mention the light sucks on the wheelchair. Behind you is a boulder that will flatten and kill you. The boulder has a red light, so if you see red it is getting close to run you over. If you hit an obstruction once you’re pretty much done for. If you glitch behind the boulder and follow it to the end, the exit will be blocked and you will have to reset the level, which has happened to me. Not to mention the boulder does not give you much time before it catches up, so you will want to avoid moving back and forth when at all necessary. I also recommend pressing L to go into first person mode so the cheeks aren’t in the way as much. This level is not easy and one of the hardest in the game because of the above reasons.With a lot of practice.

Scene 3: You wake up trapped and tied to a butt beating device getting spanked tenderizing those jiggly butt muscles. The scene fades to black with the sound still going on. For some reason the game doesn’t progress for me here unless I go to the main menu and continue to the next chapter, so I am unsure if there is anything directly after this part. All it does is fade to black and all I hear is repeated spankings and screams of being tortured. So I am assuming not, considering the next scenes are similar to what one would expect from progression.

Act 1: Cheeks Of Steel

Scene: You wake up still trapped and tied to a butt beating device, after it’s been a week and still tenderizing by torture by the gribbles. The main gribble is the one you boiled alive on your birthday, devoured, got digested, at least partially, and then pooped down the toilet into the sewer system. After a conversation, you get carted to your prison cell. There is another prisoner in the ward and his name is Mack. You can press the left or right arrow/direction and see camera views of other subjects. You can escape the cell by waiting for the red lights which will open up a white light above the door. There is a gribble there. Poop Shoot him. Then poop shoot the door, repeatedly. The cage door should fall. Proceed forward and face an enemy. He shoots rockets at you, you must poop shoot them to disable them. You have to shoot the gribble and he'll get stuck to a wall. Make sure you are in zoom mode and shoot while the enemy is being introduced for a chance of early victory. Proceed forward and you'll exit the level one way. This will take you to Act 3. You can also get beat by him or alternatively, after a moment in your cell get gassed and brought back for some more torture spankings. This also leads to more conversation. Then back to your cell room for a break. You get gassed again and taken to the torture chamber again. This time for something else.

Camera Feeds:

Act 2: Conception
Achievement:

Spread them Wide for Glory!-Birth a free future.


Beat the game and the achievement is a badge of honor to display on your profile. You did it gamer!

The leader gribble has changed Mack. Mack genitals have been enlarged to impregnate your super power butt hole. Now your butt hole gets attacked by a large weiner and ball sack. You want to avoid getting penetrated by the weiner by pressing the “C” button to clench your cheeks and deny entry. Then tap space to start a fire ball fart explosion. If you get penetrated you die. The trick here is to just keep tapping C repeatedly and quickly. Then a scene shows up and you get carted forward to the outhouse with a red light from above. Your butt births a new world. You see a world, sun, and moon. Then Mack with the oversized genitals going through a field. Then nothing but white. Not sure if glitch, but nothing else happens after this. Just a white screen. So it must be a game ending.

The first ending for the video game:

Act 3: Escape

Scene 1: In order to access this scene you have to exit the end of the game above and select it, or get here from Act 1 Cheeks Of Steel. The butler is there and there is a machine gun on the tray he is holding. There is a body on a gurney in the room. Grab the machine gun with unlimited ammo. Go forward and shoot using the firearm and don’t forget to us the G button for turd grenade. If you take too long its game over. They can also kill you. A poop wall comes from behind and pushes you forward, if you stall you die. So keep pressing forward. Remember to hold shift to run. You’ll come to a hallway so proceed forward. There will be the dining room full of the poop monsters. Just keep running and gunning. I recommend jumping too as it seems to help. Then you’ll go through a hallway and into the room full of vases. Enter the hallway in front and you will be in the main lobby. Head for the exit door. The way you came will be blocked up. The final boss will appear and you have to shoot him. Beware, those large poop monsters that devour you appear and are one hit kills if you haven’t figured that out already. Shoot them in the head. A trick is to go to the right corner and drop a turd bomb. Keep your back to the wall and when it goes off you should be launched up to the upper balcony. Then without worry from the turd people below, continue to blast the boss, your brother The Shizamann, I believe. Once he is defeated, kill the remaining poop people at the bottom and exit the front door. If you stay in this room too long you will become infected and be one of them. You will know your brother is defeated when the wall of poop is shown on the door. This leads to the next scene as you drive away.

Scene 2: You are back in the usual outhouse. This time there isn’t much to do here but wait for a dead Barbara to drag you down into the hole. You find yourself chained to a bed. Then the scene darkens out. The game seems to glitch for me, so I guess that’s an ending? It also doesn’t matter if you kept Barbara alive, because she becomes of them anyways in her cooking show. After trying it is appears to be the same ending.
This video shows how to do the blast up jump to the second floor and the second ending to the game.

If you didn't boil and devour the gribble on the level ♥♥♥♥♥ (Poops) Of The Father Act 2: A Dinner Of Heroes following Path 2 under that chapter, then you go down a different path in the game. From that point you go to ♥♥♥♥♥ (Poops) Of The Father Act 3: Murder Of Crows and follow Path 2. Going down this path changes the titles of some of the next chapters along with cutscenes and levels.

The Longest Deuce becomes “Ole” Poop Shoot.
A Love That Grew In Night Soil becomes Astrain In Time.

“Ole” Poop Shoot

Act 1: Poop Shoot

Scene 1: You find yourself outside in front of a windmill. The Stagman appears on the windmill. If nothing is done then a red light comes down from sky. From the red light an alien body rises up and comes towards you, if he grabs you you die. You want to click the mouse wheel and aim at the guy wearing the headdress on the barn repeatedly until he dies.

Scene 2: Presidential Bathroom. There isn’t much to do here. After a while a voice will inform you New York has been destroyed by Australians. To the right is a button. Click the button to retaliate and make nukes to go off. An alarm will sound and after a while you fall through the floor. It turns out it’s a gag, but a gag that went bad. At this point the game glitches to white for me, so you fall through the floor and die. Replaying the level, if you don’t use the button, and find out it’s been a corny test. The door opens and there is a conversation with you and a character named Mr. 27B. You get abducted. From here you end up at the Incorporeal Asscension Act 2: Gribb-Gone or the chapter Astrain In Time Act 1: Peace And Potus. I can’t tell because they appear exactly the same. You can appearently poop shoot the stalls and glitch the level to see what lies beyond the four walls.

Astrain In Time

Act 1: Peace And Potus

This is the same level as Incorporeal Asscension Act 2: Gribb-Gone to Only The Penetrated Man Shall Pass Act 2 Conception. *As far as I can tell, I keep trying to complete all the scenes as Peace and Potus but it keeps glitching in various parts, so I can’t tell for sure. I can’t tell because as mention before in the chapter containing Incorporeal Asscension Act 4: Cheeks Of Light Scene 3 glitches and won’t progress to the next scene.
I don’t see much difference in the levels. Expect for after killing the mother gribble the hallway glitches very often and you fall into eternity. Also fails to make the scenes load after killing the mother gribble. There seems to be a lot more glitches than in the main chapter for these missions. Killing the butler seems to be causing the glitches mostly in these scenes. The difference is that it doesn’t appear that the chapter checkpoints can be loaded from like in the Incorporeal Asscension chapters. I think it just links you to the later levels, so I don’t think it actually does anything. The remaining chapters after this one are still named the same.

My conclusion: It’s not a bad game, just very confusing on what to do with some bugs here and there. Dare I say it was a missed opportunity for booby milk shooters, a wiener urine soaker, a vomit exploder, and a white goo cannon to be incorporated into the game. Lol Definitely is one of the most bizarre games I’ve ever played, but still interesting for the shock and awe value since butts and their excrement, in general, are taboo in society.