So first things first: What purpose does this quiz serve at all? Well, you've probably noticed that clicking one of the answers on the first two questions gives you a certain boost to one of your stats, and on the last question (or last 2, in Second Term) gives you a heart with one of the main characters. You've likely also noticed that whoever you get a heart with you encounter over and over and over again, unless you get more hearts with someone else halfway, and thus know that it's very important to know which character you're picking when choosing your answer.

Some answers are obvious, but some can give you doubt. In this guide you should be able to find most if not all answers to the quiz and what boost they will give you!

(Note: If anything is lacking or inaccurate, please do let me know!)

So how does it work?
This guide explains it all in depth. The basic idea however is this: you get 2 standard questions each time you play, regardless of whether you play first or second term. On face value, the answers are tied to a specific stat, which will provide a +2 boost to said stat, but there are also hidden changes that I won't get into in this guide. Aforementioned guide's got you covered, should you be interested.

The questions appear to be picked at random, so while there is no way to influence which questions you're going to get, you can at least figure out what stats you can get with those you do get. They are sorted alphabetically, but a simple Ctrl+F search should easily take you to the question you're looking for.

Q: A distant relative you didn't even know has passed. You have to attend their funeral, but you're super hooked binge-watching the 7th season of The Office. What excuse did you make to avoid the social obligation?
* BOLDNESS: Flamingo.
* CHARM: Just don't go.
* SMARTS: Binge-watching the 5th season.

Q: A radioactive possum just bit you... what superpower did you get?
* CHARM: Emoji combinations.
* CREATIVITY: Writing fanfiction.
* SMARTS: Rabies.

Q: An alien race invade Earth and they tell you the world's fate depends on how you answer the following question: how do you like your coffee?
* CHARM: Nice person.
* FUN: Vodka.
* SMARTS: ... alien-friendly?

Q: Be a visionary: what will the next big social media craze be?
* CHARM: Rbert.
* MONEY: Bull$hit.
* SMARTS: Greek Agoras.

Q: Democracy is just broken. What would be the best way of choosing the leaders of modern society?
* BOLDNESS: Grizzly bear.
* CREATIVITY: Violin solo.
* FUN: America's Next Top President.

Q: How would you talk a cop out of arresting you?
* CHARM: Seduction skills.
* CREATIVE: Acting skills.
* FUN: Gaming skills.

Q: If you could go back in time, what's one thing you'd tell your younger self?
* FUN: F**k younger me.
* MONEY: No time machine.
* SMARTS: Robot Revolution.

Q: If you could put a curse on your worst enemy, what would it do?
* BOLDNESS: Disguised panther.
* CHARM: Fad diets.
* SMARTS: Radiation.

Q: If you got to choose, how would you die?
* BOLDNESS: Haunt my enemies.
* MONEY: Silly!
* SMARTS: TED talk.

Q: If you had to have sex with an animal... which animal would it be?
* CHARM: Shark.
* CREATIVITY: Swan.
* SMARTS: Human.
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* BOLDNESS: No one can make me f**k an animal.
* FUN: Dolphin.
* MONEY: Horse.

Q: If you were the leader of a new country, what would your flag look like?
* BOLDNESS: Three stripes.
* FUN: Garfield.
* SMARTS: QR Code.

Q: It's your chance to fix global warming. Go ahead!
* CREATIVITY: Global warming isn't real.
* FUN: Sun mission.
* MONEY: World is doomed.

Q: One day you wake up and you've swapped bodies with your mom, in a very 90s film fashion. What is the worst thing that could happen?
* BOLDNESS: Killing her rival.
* CHARM: More popular.
* CREATIVE: Spotify playlists.

Q: School is outdated and lame. We need a new school subject ASAP!
* BOLDNESS: Punching a crocodile.
* CHARM: Turning people into puppets.
* SMARTS: Critical thought.

Q: The coolest reality show would be...
* CHARM: Potato seduction.
* MONEY: Rich people.
* SMARTS: People in positions of power.

Q: What is your spirit emoji?
* BOLDNESS: Snowman.
* CREATIVITY: Guy with turban.
* FUN: Octopus.

Q: What would be the coolest prize you could find in your box of cereal?
* BOLDNESS: A tiny piece of small metal.
* CHARM: The tiger's phone number.
* SMARTS: A more nutritious breakfast option.

Q: Which god do you pray to each night before sleeping?
* CHARM: Praying is kind of lame.
* MONEY: All kinds of gods.
* SMARTS: Praying is for fools.

Q: Which inanimate object do you think would make the best girlfriend or boyfriend, provided you went criminally insane?
* CREATIVITY: A human-size pillow.
* FUN: A d***o, duh.
* MONEY: An ATM.

Q: Which is the coolest mythological creature?
* CREATIVITY: This weird creature I drew.
* FUN: A rapping sphinx.
* MONEY: The invisible hand of the free market.

Q: You build a 100ft statue commemorating an event so that in 1000 years archaeologists can learn something about the people of our time. What does the statue represent?
* BOLDNESS: Devoured political figure.
* CREATIVITY: Mind-blowing TV show twist.
* FUN: Stopped embarrassing drunk texts.

Q: You get the chance to produce a movie. It's based on...
* BOLDNESS: Explosions.
* FUN: Russion novelists.
* MONEY: Superheroes.

Q: You wish you were raised by...
* BOLDNESS: A venomous snake and fire.
* FUN: A mysterious old man.
* MONEY: Wild wolves.

Q: You're elected president for a day. What's the first law you pass?
* CHARM: One dollar bills.
* CREATIVITY: Sonnet taxes.
* SMARTS: Trivia fact.

Q: You're walking through the desert when you see a turtle on its back, baking in the hot sun. But you're not helping. Why aren't you helping?
* BOLDNESS: Because f**k turtles.
* FUN: Busy twerking.
* MONEY: The turtle owes me money.

Q: You've stayed late at office. There are 5 people left and suddenly they start to get naked for no good reason... what do you do?
* CHARM: Bring a snack.
* CREATIVE: Casual conversation.
* FUN: Sexy Cluedo.

The final question(s) will provide you with hearts for your character(s) of choice. There are 6 answers on this question rather than the 3 on the stat questions, making them easily distinguishable. Once again there are hidden changes that are laid out in the aforementioned guide.

Calculester and Zoe are available in Second Term only, which is where you will also be asked a second character question. Note only 6 out of the 8 possible answers will be available at a time.

Q: If you were a D&D character, what would be your class?
* CALCULESTER: Automaton.
* DAMIEN: Gun haver.
* LIAM: Obscure Instagrammer.
* MIRANDA: The prettiest one.
* POLLY: Partysmith.
* SCOTT: Good boy.
* VERA: Moneymaker.
* ZOE: Fanfic bard.

Q: If you were a product, what would be your slogan?
* CALCULESTER: Objectively better than the other options.
* DAMIEN: Extra flammable.
* LIAM: You won't understand me, and that's how you know I'm cool.
* MIRANDA: I command you to enjoy me.
* POLLY: Be ready for a long trip together.
* SCOTT: Buy me, I'm good.
* VERA: Too expensive for you.
* ZOE: For fans by fans.

Q: If you were an ice cream... which flavor would you be?
* CALCULESTER: Plutonium.
* DAMIEN: Spicy chocolate. No... chocolate ON FIRE!
* LIAM: Double creme de la Gruyere and meringues.
* MIRANDA: Rainbows and gummy bears.
* POLLY: Tequila and coke. ;)
* SCOTT: Meat!
* VERA: Success.
* ZOE: Ikasumi.

Q: School just isn't working out... time to go into stripping! What's your stage name?
* CALCULESTER: MAX PLEASURE MODEL 3000.
* DAMIEN: F**kfest XXXplosions.
* LIAM: Oscar Wilde.
* MIRANDA: Duchess Henrietta Honeylips the Third.
* POLLY: Nikkita Nipples.
* SCOTT: My name + "The Naked"
* VERA: Excuse you? I wouldn't be the stripper, honey; I'm the damn pimp.
* ZOE: Kawaii p***y uwu.

Q: The world will end tomorrow... what will you do today?
* CALCULESTER: I would panic, because that's what real organic people do.
* DAMIEN: Nobody ends the world but me! I'll end the world today.
* LIAM: I'll finish my novel... whoever comes after the end should know my legacy!
* MIRANDA: It's okay! We invented the apocalypse to take care of the overpopulation.
* POLLY: I always party as if there were no tomorrow... so who cares?
* SCOTT: 100 push-ups! No, no... 200 push-ups!
* VERA: They always tell you the world is ending... I'll profit on other people's hysteria.
* ZOE: Netflix and chill.

Q: What criteria would you use to name your children?
* CALCULESTER: "Child" + Current version based on birth order.
* DAMIEN: Just a swear word.
* LIAM: A non-heteronormative name.
* MIRANDA: My name + "II" (the Second).
* POLLY: Meh... no name?
* SCOTT: Something simple and friendly.
* VERA: I will research for a name that is pun-proof and joke-proof.
* ZOE: The name of my favorite ship, like Gallavich, Dair or Narfield.

Q: What would be a deal-breaker for a potential lover?
* CALCULESTER: The person uses Internet Explorer.
* DAMIEN: The person is a coward.
* LIAM: The person lacks taste.
* MIRANDA: The person lacks manners.
* POLLY: The person is boring.
* SCOTT: The person hates the outdoors.
* VERA: The person is mediocre.
* ZOE: The person thinks Asuka is the best waifu.

Q: What would be a killer accessory?
* CALCULESTER: Logitech G560, the best RGB gaming speakers.
* DAMIEN: Fancy brass knuckles.
* LIAM: Coolness itself.
* MIRANDA: Shiny armor.
* POLLY: Sunglasses... at night.
* SCOTT: A necklace with your own name.
* VERA: A fabulous purse made from the skin of your worst enemy.
* ZOE: Sailor Moon's Magic Wand.

Q: What would be the most appealing in a love partner?
* CALCULESTER: 50gb of RAM.
* DAMIEN: A big... horn.
* LIAM: Sharp wits.
* MIRANDA: Kawaii eyes.
* POLLY: A taste for party.
* SCOTT: Soft fur.
* VERA: A very tsundere personality.
* ZOE: TENTACLES.

Q: What would be you dream first date?
* CALCULESTER: Sexy decompiling.
* DAMIEN: Crimes.
* LIAM: An art exhibition.
* MIRANDA: A lovely walk in the forest...
* POLLY: A wild party in international waters.
* SCOTT: A sweaty and manly wrestling match.
* VERA: A professional meeting.
* ZOE: A fierce fight that starts a lifelong rivalry open to become... something else.

Q: What's the sexiest type of knowledge a lover can have?
* CALCULESTER: A bachelor's in engineering.
* DAMIEN: How to set stuff on fire.
* LIAM: Obscure 80s movie trivia.
* MIRANDA: Lyrics to all Disney songs.
* POLLY: How to make a killer cocktail out of anything.
* SCOTT: Sports things.
* VERA: All the principles to build a financial empire.
* ZOE: An accurate approximation of all fictional creatures' genitalia.

Q: What's the title of your autobiography?
* CALCULESTER: Manual of Instructions: How to Properly Experience Life.
* DAMIEN: "The Art of Punching Life in its Dumb F**king Face"
* LIAM: "Temporality: The Ongoing Journey to Define My Inner Enigma"
* MIRANDA: "My Parents Think I'm Cute and So Should You"
* POLLY: "The Top 10 Drunk Texts I Don't Regret Sending"
* SCOTT: What? I barely have the patience to READ a book, dude, let alone write one!
* VERA: "How to Succeed at Everything and Look Fabulous Trying"
* ZOE: When Garfield Met Naruto: A Story of How I Fell in Love with Forbidden Ships.

Q: You find a genie in a bottle. You can ask for whatever you want. What do you ask for?
* CALCULESTER: To feel truly alive.
* DAMIEN: I drink the genie.
* LIAM: ...Him to not be so cliched.
* MIRANDA: A rainbow that you can eat!
* POLLY: Infinite confetti!
* SCOTT: ...His friendship!
* VERA: You try to negotiate up to the three standard wishes.
* ZOE: For Shinji and Kaworu to be canon.

Q: You find your zodiac sign to be inaccurate. Design your own personal zodiac sign.
* CALCULESTER: The randomly-arranged set of stars.
* DAMIEN: The rad sword on fire.
* LIAM: The ambiguous iguana.
* MIRANDA: The regal 1%.
* POLLY: The happy-go-lucky ecstasy pill.
* SCOTT: The cute pup.
* VERA: The rich b***h.
* ZOE: The now-canon lovers.

Q: Your partner just gave you a cool gift for your anniversary but you totally forgot! Quick, come up with an idea for a great gift!
* CALCULESTER: A friendly roomba with wobbly eyes.
* DAMIEN: Anything on fire. Or a weapon. No no: a weapon on fire.
* LIAM: The abstract concept of gratefulness.
* MIRANDA: A pony. Always a pony.
* POLLY: Anything capable of leading them to an overdose of some sort.
* SCOTT: A silly toy that makes silly noises.
* VERA: The head of their fiercest enemy.
* ZOE: An art commission by Picasso.

This is only a basic face-value guide of this quiz. I made this shortly after the launch of this game when we had no idea what was going on, and while I will keep updating this guide, it's not the most extensive now that we know more. So here's more to read, if you're interested!

• Monster Prom Secret Mechanics - Lord_Franklin has done some research into the game's code and laid out all the secrets of this quiz here. Especially useful for the stat questions, as the hidden changes they provide can be influenced. (Yes, this is the third time I've linked to this guide. It's important to me that you know about it)