《彩虹六号:围攻X》

《彩虹六号:围攻X》

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Outbreak Guide: Tips to cure ur Acne Outbreaks
由 Over9000nukes 制作
The worst r6 guide in history ever. Learn nothing about the Hacker Attackers, Why ash is addicted to Finka's Fluid, And why all these new zombie guys have a severe case of B'acne (Aka, Back Acne)
   
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1: Think'a Finka
  • New Rusian Ladie
  • Thinka "Talk to the Hand" Finka
  • Rhymes with "Stinka", but aktualy smells quite nice.
  • C y k a - b l y a t, amirit??!?!?1/1/! xdDddD thats so funny!!!1!11!1 Russian memes, amirit????!??!/1/111one!!1 xDdDddD rofl lmao smh!1!!!111!1>11ifitypeonemore"one"ilkillingmyself
  • Also steam, why is C Y K A B L Y A T censored? seriously, i hate to type it with spaces, Like guys here watch my type it right now: cyka blyat . See?? See???? told you, thats so stupid.
  • Coool face scar, really manl--I mean wymanly
  • #RespecWymen
  • Nanites that wold pobably cost lik 30 gorillion dollars (aka, 30 gorillion Euros, for you european fans) to research, create, and use.
  • "What is a gorillion" You ask, well, just imagine how big a gorilla is...
  • Now imagine that as a number.
  • B I G, I know.
  • DONT LET BANDIT STEAL UR FINKA DRUGS!1!!!!11!!1!oneone!111
  • Finka Fluid tastes lik kool-aid, the grape kind, not the orange kind.
  • If you drink orange kool-aid you have to apologize in the comment section, or you will never get GF, this curse can not B reversed by any reverse card, trap card, or "no u's".
  • Gadget is basically a mouse recoil macro, like srsly, if u see ash and her on enemy team just smash that alt f4 button, I already cant hit ash, Hashtag No Hitbox, AMIRITE??!?!??! xDdDDd

God, Shadman's art makes my pp go from 2 inches to 2.4 inches.

2: Lyin'
  • New Baguette Man
  • Bully: "Cute backpack, nerd, what do you have in there loser, Did mommi pack u ur lunchie-wunchie?"
  • B I G M O N T GUEST APPEARANCE: "DONT EVER SAY THAT ABOUT MY MAN LION"
  • Bully: "U win this time, B I G mont, ur lucky ur on gign, loser."
  • Lion rhymes with lyin' , but he's actually quite a truth seeker.
  • #FlatEarthSociety
  • Did you know that the Earth is actually flat, and the Antarctic is actually a giant ice wall surrounding us, and the government keeps us from seeing it?
  • Moon's a hologram too btw.
  • #TheMoreYouKnow.
  • Another actual hacker character, like seriously, why does everyone on your team see through walls?Like ash will just 180 degree headshot me with a wallbang in 0.00371275182seconds before I can ever react. Did they really just sit around a board room and say "Whats the most bullshet thing we can add, Oh yeah, two HACKER ATTACKERS, fml.
  • Nah jk, just sit still for 4 seconds and he wont see u!!1!11 xdDddd thx yubisof!
  • Has some edgy lore about regrets or some stupid ♥♥♥♥, I didn't take the time to read it I just wanted to know what the operator did and saw that by accident xdDdD
  • Actually built his drone to try and prov the Earth was flat.
  • Now THATS how you write a backstory 4 a character.
  • You taking notes, yubisoft?

Also check out my B I G MONT guide
http://psteamcommunity.yuanyoumao.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1304304375
3: Train (aka Blitz)
  • Actually terrifying
  • No longer does that "I need to go to the bathroom" run, you know the one im talking about... you don't know? Have you not seen how he runs right now? lol, he looks like he needs to take a dump and he's holding it between his cheeks xdDD.
  • Actually badass running animation now, no longer needs to drop a poo-poo.
  • train blitz is Pobably gone by the time you read this (thank god), but ill make a meme of it, who the ♥♥♥♥ cares xd
  • Bullet train speed
  • Copper IV's can probably ace diamons with him now with melee only.
4: Acne Monsters
  • They actually explained this as an alien acne from outer space, not a joke.
  • Honestly, A cooler idea would be to make romance role playing servers, I hate dying from spawn peeks in pvp and we need less violence in video games. I just want to role play and ash's hitbox isn't fair so let me hit her up instead!!11!1!!
  • Yubi plz hire me for the story board/ or creative board team, as u can see i hab gr8 ideas, I need a job plz hmu on steam, ty.
  • Also dont steal my romantic role playing mode idea, kk thx.
  • IF YOU READ THIS YOU WILL GET ZOMBIE HEROINE ACNE TONIGHT!!!!1!11!1 TO REVERSE THIS CURSE YOU MUST LIKE AND FAVORITE THIS GUIDE, THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS!1!!1 ALSO COMMENT "Plz Give me the Cream, Sir" TO REVERSE THIS CURSE!1!! TRUST ME, IM TRYING TO SAVE YOu, IM NOT DOING THIS FOR MY GAIN WHATSOEVR!11!!!!1!
  • Remember to use acne cream when ur skin starts looking like these guys.
61 条留言
camera 2019 年 1 月 1 日 上午 4:56 
Can we get this guide of the most recomended it leaves no room for others
wiosna 2018 年 8 月 20 日 上午 6:18 
>shadman
Doctor Pilk 2018 年 4 月 17 日 下午 4:13 
you take that back, he bi he does whatever he wants
MaryPoppinPills 2018 年 4 月 17 日 下午 1:02 
big mont gay
Solid Snake 2018 年 3 月 25 日 下午 12:00 
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Aessar 2018 年 3 月 24 日 下午 2:19 
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Pro Game Ruiner 2018 年 3 月 18 日 上午 8:47 
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Hyena boiling in a pot of green 2018 年 3 月 14 日 下午 7:24 
Big Mont is building an army. This B I G tank and Big Mont are against memedog.
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Snake 2018 年 3 月 14 日 下午 2:23 
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Fatigap 2018 年 3 月 14 日 上午 8:19 
we should ask for a permanent outbreak mode.