First, you'll need your cosmetics to be a true russian. Recommended cosmetics : Officer's Ushanka, Pilotka, Commissar's Coat, Siberian Tigerstripe, and any other cosmetic of choice.


This is a suka army (the one i work for)











Now, if you can dress like these men you just started your path to suka blyad adventure

Now you need a true russian's artillery!



pick one of the following for each slot!


P : Iron Curtain, Tomislav.

S : Family Business, Shotgun.

M : Apoco-Fists, Frying Pan, or Conscientious Objector.





Now, you are an official Suka Blyad!

Now, you must start Rush B! Join Comp or Casual match (Comp is best recommended) and use your Artillery loadout to whipe the other team's a*sses off the face of tf2!

You have made it to the end my proud suka blyad soldier..... You must join an heavy army on tf2 and fight for your comerades! Your leader in fact! when you get that done.... Remember,



Father Stalin depends on you!