Yo dumbass can't be expectin' to join a game and have medigus upyoass'. Yo ass have to not only look the part but play the part. Knowhatimsayin? azoon as ya put on that unusual their dumbass will start falling fo you but that don't mean yo a king cu', those medics still be dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Ya gots ta train 'em, knowhatimsayin?

Just because their yo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, that mean they wont listen to ya, knowhatimsayin? You can't have yo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be spendin their damn uber on stupid ♥♥♥♥ like scunts or sum dumbass gibus wearin trash. Dat be yo uber knowhatimsayin, you earned it that means you gots it knowhatimsayin? Can't have sum white boi free ta play trash or sumthin be takin that knowhatimsayin. You gotta train'em or else they'll leave yo as fo a damn spy or some otha stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If ya wants ta train'em, ya gots to spam the medic button, knowhatimsayin, or you could also talk trash in the chat but not to much tra, knowhatimsayin, you don't wanna get yo dumbass banned na do ya, NAW yo dumbass don't. When yo done doin yo side of the job, them medics will be wantin you so much, cause of how nice lookin ya be but no ♥♥♥♥ knowhatimsayin. Now that ya have all the medic in the world dat ain't make ya our lord and savior jeasus emself knowhatimsayin, ya gots to protect them but also disipline them by slamin their ass! by calling them out and reportin them ya see, they gotta learn that they is you're property.

Now that you have 'em under control, ya gots to keep 'em under control. Knowhatimsayin? Make sure their always healing you and only you and let them know that being backstabbed is their fault cause their so stupid that they can't open their ears. Remember to neva blame somthin on you. You just tryin ta pimp. And with you havin to deal with so much on the battlefield, you need a mama medic knowhatimsayin, someone you can always rely on to pop ubas on time or set the other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ straight. I bet yo wonderin how to get one and i gots ya. Just friend request the first medic dat pockets you. Them accepting puts them in yo control, knowhatimsayin, like tell her to remove all her freinds, you're her only pocket knowhatimsayin?
Now good luck pimpin'. Hopefully a whiteboi like you won't put pimping's name ta shame knowhatimsayin?